"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Flick to Click: The Avengers



Opens 05.04.12.   04.26.12 in the UK & Australia.  How odd...

Last Train To Pronkville

Travis Hafner goes deep on 100mph Stephen Strasburg fastball from Daniel Hazard on Vimeo.


Hafner turning around a 100 MPH heater off of Senor Strasburgo.  I was there...

Word Of the Day - "Carpe Diem"

Pretty Girl 02.29.12 - Carrie Keagan




I really don't know who the fuck this is, but I saw her on Ferguson and she reminds me of someone that I know personally and thoroughly enjoy.  ;-j

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Pretty Girl 02.28.12 - Miley Cyrus



Fuck it, I'm going to hell anyway...

MVotD - Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes



No more Mr Nice Guy...

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Kate Upton



I'd show you the behind the scenes bit, but then we'd all have to listen to her speak.  Excuse me now while I drive 15 hours to the nearest Carl's Jr to get one of those sammiches.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Just In From the Desert

Casey Kotchman
Saddled with discomfort of some very coarse sand in his unnaturally dry vagina, Chris Perez will miss the next 4-6 weeks, putting his availability for Opening Day in question.  Perez pulled a muscle in his left side during his first bullpen session, admitting that he chose to go 100% rather than the 50% or 75% that the training staff recommended.  Noting that he could have chosen to heed medical advice and take it easy on day 1, Perez said "but that's not who I am."  Sheesh.

Vinnie Pestano will close until Pure Rage is ready.

Cheers.