"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Browns Depth Chart

QB: Jake Delhomme, Seneca Wallace, Colt McCoy, Brett Ratliff
RB: Jerome Harrison, James Davis, Chris Jennings, Montario Hardesty
WR: Mohamed Massaquoi, Chansi Stuckey, Jake Allen, Bobby Engram, Syndric Steptoe
WR: Brian Robiskie, Joshua Cribbs, Carlton Mitchell, Johnathan Haggerty
TE: Ben Watson, Evan Moore, Robert Royal, Alex Smith, Joel Gamble
FB: Lawrence Vickers, Peyton Hillis
RT: John St. Clair, Tony Pashos, Joel Reinders
RG: Floyd Womack, Shawn Lauvao
C: Alex Mack, Billy Yates
LG: Eric Steinbach, Paul Fanaika
LT: Joe Thomas, Scott Kooistra, Casey Bender

LE:
Robaire Smith, Derreck Robinson, Brian Sanford
NT: Ahtyba Rubin, Titus Adams, Kwaku Danso
RE: Kenyon Coleman, Brian Schaefering, Clifton Geathers, Swanson Miller
OLB: Matt Roth, Marcus Benard
ILB: D'Qwell Jackson, Eric Barton, Titus Brown
ILB: Chris Gocong, Kaluka Maiava, David Veikune, Blake Costanzo
OLB: Scott Fujita, David Bowens, Jason Trusnik
LCB: Eric Wright, Joe Haden, Brandon McDonald, Gerard Lawson
RCB: Sheldon Brown, Joe Haden, Chris Chancellor, John Bowie
S: Abram Elam, Mike Adams, Ray Ventrone
S: T.J. Ward, Larry Asante, DeAngelo Smith, Nick Sorensen

I am only surprised that Floyd Womack is still #1 at RG and that Montario Hardesty hasn't passed Chris Jennings yet.

I'd give specific credit, but no one reads this anyway.

Whistle Stops

An outstanding (and efficient, just how I like 'em) interview with Joe Tait as he prepares for induction into the Basketball Hall of Fame.
http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/features/tait_HOF_100810.html

Anthony Reyes at Akron tonight, 1+ IP, 1 H, 7 R, 7 ER, 1 K, 6 BB, 10 batters faced.  What a horror show.  At least he was no good to begin with, so we're not losing much.

Back to back nights with incredible plays by Asdrubal at short.  Although tonight's 9th inning double play (props to Jason Donald as well), isn't really in the same league as the ball off of Bat Masterson's foot yesterday.  Back-to-back losses to the Os at home?  Honestly, this team often makes me sick to my stomach.

It's not the best news on D'Qwell Jackson, but it's not the worst either.  He's expected to miss 4-8 weeks.

Pretty Girl 08.11.10 - Tamara Feldman

Dirty Sexy Money, you were gone too soon.

Whistle Stops

Four team NBA trade sends Trevor Ariza to the Hornets, Darren Collison and James Posey to the Pacers, Courtney Lee to the Rockets and Troy Murphy to the Nets.  I shan't get into the cap implications.

"No Ring" was out at Cedar Point, from whence we're given this gem of douchebaggery.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Videos-LeBron-James-is-not-the-MVP-of-amusement;_ylt=AsBAWZS9qkFcWrBjDW9lddo5nYcB?urn=nba-261746

Senor Straburgo last night?  4.1IP, 6H (all XBH), 6ER, 2BB, 4K (2 by the opposing P).  Good thing I traded for him in my fantasy league.

Frank Herrmann has hit an awful patch.  His last five appearances?  0-1 16.20 ERA, including a 5 run shellacking by the the lowly Os last night.

I try to find a ray of sunshine in the Tribes 5 run 4th yesterday.  The entire line-up contributed and looked good doing it, my favorite moment being Trevor Crowe's steal of 3rd (quietly 11 of 14 swiping bags).  I simply cannot overcome the the 10, yes 10, consecutive runs that the Indians then gave up.  I know there are bad days, but these are the freakin' Orioles.  They have 39 wins.  If you've spent as much time as I have watching the pitching staff, then you know that their talent does not doom them to this performance.  Regardless of whether it's Tim Belcher's instruction, Manny Acta's decision making or the entire coaching staff's inability to motivate, something must be done.  So much for Acta's stellar track record with young teams.

Jared Goedert hit for the cycle yesterday (both games of a doubleheader inclusive) and jacked his 25th homer of the season.

Jared Saltalamacchia called of by the Red Sox.  It seems he is their backstop of the future as plans to re-sign Vic appear non-existent.

D'Qwell Jackson has f'ed up his pectoral muscle.  Shades of Elvis Dumervil.

Eric Wright tweaked a hammy and Joe Haden will start against the Packers.

LeCharles Bentley on Braylon Edwards via Twitter, "Braylon Edwards back bashing Cleveland: Nothing that comes out of his mouth or goes into surprises me: decode @ your own discretion!"

LeBron James on his enemies via Twitter, "Don’t think for one min that I haven’t been taking mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. And I mean everyone!"  I am now officially soiling myself.