"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Watch Your Words

Seriously did this slut ever think that the cumming quickly is an evolutionary advantage for males? That the goal of the superior male is to impregnate as many bitches as possible as fast as you can. That’s not me talking. That’s science. Bottomline is Biebs can’t be sitting there for an hour making sweet love to you when he’s got a line of groupies around the corner and showtime is in 30 minutes. So consider yourself lucky he was gallant enough to last that long and give you a child.  Biebs for the win. - BarStoolSports.com commenting on Bieber momma Mariah Yeater's claim that Justin lasted just 30 seconds.
If this is what Biebs planted his seed in, Selena Gomez must really keep her legs closed tight.



Other than being charged with felony drug possession shortly after arriving at Ohio State in 2009, Berry has had no other run-ins with the law and has not, at least to public knowledge, battled any sort of mental illness issues. - Graham Watson on Rivals.com discussing Jamal Berry's spotless past in light of his recent suspension.

Oh, other than that felony drug possession?  Everybody gets in trouble for that.  It shouldn't even really be a crime.

MVotD - Emily Bristow - Raindrop

This Is the Way the World Ends






Honestly, if Armageddon is courtesy of Milla Jovovich, I'm down.

Suicide Squeeze - Lost At Sea

Not Just Some Hallows' Eve

Kate Upton is hot to the bone.



The Michalka sisters are smokin' hot.

 and Miley Cyrus is one fucked up little tart (yeah, that's her)...
Kim Kardashian is getting divorced.  I hope Kris gets the 30II (yeah, really) rack...
...and the holiday is an excuse for Paris to put on extra clothing and smile like a flesh and blood person.

Katie Holmes?  She just exposed a nipple (maybe) on national television.

And, of course, Charlie Brown fuckin' lost it.


Bonus Classic Chuck pic to come.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 11.02.11 - Jamie Chung


Jamie Chung, Thai for BangKok!  Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.