"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Friday, July 22, 2011

A Quest Called Tribe

Tonight, I am not pleased.  The only thing worse than losing is getting shut out.  Have I mentioned that I hate losing?  Hell, I hated losing in 1995 when they won 2.5x as many as they lost.  One stinking pitch.  It seems that way, but if your offense is not going to produce 3 runs you deserve to lose.  I am all in favor of the "future is now" philosophy, but our Indians are beginning to resemble a AAA club.

Oddly, I am not talking about Jason Kipnis, who, despite going hitless in his major league debut, showed me enough to make me believe he belongs here.  It began with a stellar defensive play up the middle during which he made a throw falling away from first that got to Matt LaPorta on one hop just in time.  I had heard that the limiting factor to his promotion was his defense.  Now, I have seen the kid make some errors down in Columbus, but he looked like a wizard tonight.  The most important piece is not the range (which is nice) or the arm (that we all knew was there), but rather the instincts and decision making that he displayed on the biggest stage of his life.  Better than his D was the ball he took off of his knee in the 8th inning.  With the Tribe in desperate need of baserunners against a pitcher (Gavin Floyd) who had dominated them all night, Kip moved not an inch as the ball came at him.  He took one for the team.  As the smattering of White Sox fans at the Prog threw their hands up in indignation, he trotted to first while holding back a sly grin.  This is an old school baseball play.  In an age where pitchers are not supposed to throw inside and batters are expected to dive out of the way, Kipnis disregarded the status quo... in his first major league game.  I applaud him for it.

So, if I am not railing against Kipnis, then who?  Although Lonnie Chisenhall can look over-matched at times, when he locks in, the ball rockets off of the bat.  He also fields the hot corner well, even if his throwing could use some work.  More than the youth, I am disgusted with the retread crap.  I might actually have to hire a marksman to take out Austin Kearns... and Chad Durbin... and Matt LaPorta.  A AAA roster is made up of four types of players: young talent (we have already covered that), former big leaguers struggling to hang on (Kearns, Durbin, Orlando Cabrera), failed prospects (big red light goes off over LaPorta and Fausto Carmona) and the irrelevant group of career minor leaguers.  How many players on the Indians 25-man are unequivocally big league players?  I will give you Rafael Perez, Asdrubal Cabrera, Travis Hafner, Joe Smith and, I guess, Chris Perez.  Outside of those five guys (three of them in the bullpen), the Tribe could very easily be an International League franchise.

That is enough.  I hate losing.

Fun Fact: Adam Dunn is 2-for-65 (.030) against left-handed pitching this season.

Here's to getting some men on base against Edwin Jackson tomorrow (1.43 WHIP).

Cheers.

What I Learned Today

 
 "I think it is becoming plainly obvious to pretty much everyone that terrestrial radio is an outdated medium for delivering music. Between mobile phones, iPods, satellite radio and services like Spotify, Pandora, Slacker, you just don’t need it much anymore.  This isn’t even to mention the new cloud services that Google, Apple and Amazon have out now." (WFNY)


The five man rotation is the Dodgers' fault.  It does not keep pitchers healthier.  And it sucks.


We know that Grady Sizemore is out 4-6 weeks after sports hernia surgery.  But, what is a sports hernia?  For a well articulated explanation, go here.  Otherwise, just understand that Grady has endured a tremendous amount of pain in the abdomen/groin region, including the... testicles.  Ouch.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl Update! - Kate Upton


Kate Upton Perfectly Timed Slow Motion - Watch more Funny Videos

Thank god for the man who invented super slo-mo.

Clip Joint's Got New Talent

Beau Mills
It might be a couple of years later than expected, but 2007 1st round pick Beau Mills has arrived at AAA.  After Mills posted 49 RBI and an .880 OPS in 61 AA games, the Indians organization has demoted C/1B/OF Matt McBride (.156) back to Akron and had added the hot hitting Mills (.459, 5 HR, 14 RBI over his last 10 games) to the Columbus roster.  Do not get too excited that there might be help for the big club on the horizin, Beau is a left-handed hitter.  Still, a bat is a bat and if he can duplicate his Aeros success with the Clippers, you will see him soon.

The Clips dropped their second straight to Scranton yesterday, 6-5.  Jason Donald (.336) stroked three more hits and is batting .528 since July 7th.  Nick Johnson (.194) launched a pinch-solo home run in the 9th.  I actually saw that one and it was no cheapie.  A mammoth shot on a 3-2 pitch, the ball bounced high off of the scoreboard in right center and almost left the park altogether.  Chen Lee relieved an ineffective Justin Germano (6 IP, 12 H, 5 ER, 2 K) in the 7th and, although he allowed an unearned run, maintained his perfect AAA ERA.  In nine appearances Chen has won twice and has struck out far more (21) than he has put on base (8 H, 4 BB) in 14.1 innings.  There has been some chatter that Lee is the type of trade chip that could help to bring the Indians that bat they need so desperately for the pennant race.  Do it.

The Clippers begin a four game set with Lehigh Valley at 7:05p tonight with Jeanmar Gomez (9-3, 2.40) on the mound.

Other Minor Points of Interest --

Fireballing RHP Felix Sterling (2-3, 4.10) has been promoted from the Arizona League to Low-A Lake County.  Go check him out, he is fun to watch.

Catching prospect Chun Chen cracked 2 hits, including a double, and drove home a pair in Akron's 8-4 win last night.  I have recently heard Chen (.283, 9 HR, 47 RBI) compared to former Indians farm hand Max Ramirez.  That is good news for the club (he can bring back a haul in a trade), bad news for Chun (he will be released about 17 times).

Catcher Jake Lowey, the Tribe's 2011 4th round pick, drove in six runs yesterday in Mahoning Valley's 17-4 win.  The 2011 Johnny Bench award winner as the nation's top collegiate catcher, Lowery (.274) singled twice, doubled and walked.  He has 25 RBI and an .862 OPS in 29 professional games.

Luigi Rodriguez continues his blazing start for the AZL Indians.  L-Rod (.406) finished a homer short of the cycle yesterday, stole his 10th base and drove home his 11th run.  Remember the name.

Cheers.

Catch Me If You Can!



Too bad they never show this stuff on the TV.

Pretty Girl 07.22.11 - Jami Gertz


A very few women do get better with age.  Exhibit A.