"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Friday, April 8, 2011

It's Sorta Like "No Disrespect"

No Homo - watch more funny videos
I was already familiar with this phrase cuz I'm from the streets.

Un Be Lievable

If I didn't know better, I would swear this to be a pre-face plant shot.

Try Not To Cheat

This guy's pretty serious.


Answers to come soon.

Clip Joint

Your defending AAA National Champions got off to a nice start on Thursday, taking down the Indianapolis Indians 4-3.  David Huff started and went 6 shutout innings (3 H, 3 BB, 2 K) to grab the win, while Jensen Lewis pitched a clean 9th for the save (H, BB, K).  Both pitchers struggled to find the zone (Huff 84 pitches, 48 strikes, Lewis 20-11), yet both were able to work around trouble without allowing any scoring.  Jess Todd was not nearly as lucky.  The last bullpen arm cut from spring camp entered in the 7th and allowed all three Indy runs on 3 walks and triple.  Zach Putnam got the last out with the tying run dancing off of third.

Cord Phelps paced the Clips' offensive effort by falling a long ball short of the cycle and adding 2 walks.  Lonnie Chisenhall plated two with a 7th inning double to supplement RBI hits by Phelps in the 3rd and 5th.  The Chiz Kid was gunned down trying to stretch it into a triple, though you can't give him much grief for driving in what would end up being the game winning runs.  Luis Valbuena added a single, double and stolen base.

The Clippers again play at the Indians (weird) tomorrow.  The game begins @ 7:15p with Jeanmar Gomez expected to start.

Pretty Girl 04.08.11 - Sara Rue




Damn girl! Amazing what dropping 50 lbs can do. Sara motivates me to get sweaty. As so many of them always have.