"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Monday, March 21, 2011

Irish Weekend Part 5: Smaller Dances

Bad news first, Cleveland State lost.  A season so filled with promise had ended.  Norris Cole has hung up the green and white.  And nobody noticed.  Although Cole closed out his Vikings career with 18 points and 7 assists, he shot just 6-of-22 from the floor... and missed all of his three point tries.  CSU as a team was a shocking 1-for-25, the worst performance in school history.  Aaron Pogue added 13 points and 14 boards, but the team simply couldn't overcome the historical inaccuracy from beyond the arc, going a full 8 second half minutes without scoring.  Cole is NBA bound and with good reason.  The 6'2" guard led Cleveland St in points (21.7), assists (5.3), rebounds (5.8), steals (2.2), free throw % (85.3) while playing nearly 36 minutes a game.  The next 6 down on the depth chart return next season for coach Gary Waters, who also adds medical redshirt D'Aundrey Brown and four star recruit Anton Grady.  There is no need for doom and gloom among Vikings fans, but it would have been nice to celebrate something in a year that produced 27 wins.  Oh yeah, they lost 64-56 at home, to the College of Charleston, on Saturday.

My Ohio Bobcats remain alive in the CollegeInsider.com tournament!  Nothing to get excited about, they haven't played since their opening round win over Marshall last Tuesday.  The 'Cats quarterfinal game is Tuesday at 7pm.  OU will travel to Johnson City, TN to face the East Tennessee State Buccaneers.  If you're an Ohio U junkie like me, take advantage of a unique opportunity to watch them live online.

Also, I would be remiss if I did not give at least a quick shout out to the Kent State Golden Flashes (coached by OU alum Geno Ford), who have piled up 25 wins this season and advanced to the NIT quarterfinals.  In crisscrossing the country from Ohio to northern California to Connecticut's Gold Coast, the Flashes defeated St. Mary's 71-70 and Fairfield 72-68.  Tomorrow they head to Boulder to take on the Buffaloes of Colorado at 9pm.  The game will be carried live on ESPN and ESPN3.com.

Irish Weekend Part 4: Amateur Photography

Max zoom on center court

And Villanova seemed so happy before the game started

That says George Mason

Droppin' 30 footers like rain

The present and the future

And UTSA cheerleaders too!

Try to figure this one out

Shoot, shoot, shoot around!






Dear Santa, need image stabilization

The time sync is unbelievable

The scarlet sea

O-H...

...I-O!

Irish Weekend Part 3: Pretty Girl In Absentia - Kathleen Robertson


In honor of "forgetting" to post Saturday's GotD, here's the foxiest chick that we've all forgotten about.

Irish Weekend Part 2: Desert Winds

First the headlines --

Jason Donald has a hairline crack in the middle finger of his left hand and will not be available for opening day.  The injury, incurred when Donald was hit by a pitch on March 5th, was originally thought to be a bone bruise until a CT scan determined the true extent of the damage.  Jack Hannahan (ugh, I know you missed it, .368, .952 OPS) seems to be the most likely choice to start at third on April 1.  Luis Valbuena (.216) continues to show unlikely power (4 dongs) and still has an opportunity to be part of the Tribe's future.  Hannahan absolutely does not.  I guarantee you, Jack Hannahan will never be a productive part of the team.  Do not waste any time on him.

Today, (not even late to the party with this one) the Indians waived Jensen Lewis (14.29 ERA).  Following an atrocious spring by the right hander and needing to clear a spot on the forty man roster for the aforementioned Hannahan, the Tribe has opened up Lewis to waiver claims.  I find it unlikely that Lewis will pass through the process and make it to AAA Columbus, but we shall see.

Grady Sizemore made his much anticipated debut on Sunday, batting leadoff as the DH.  Grady saw five pitches and went 0-for-2 with a grounder to second and a fly ball to center.  Don't expect that Sizemore will be on the opening day roster, but he is 100% on track with his rehab.  All signs point to his arrival on the Lake in late April or early May.


The Indians made their third round of cuts, dropping their roster to 44.  Josh Judy was outrighted to Columbus while Joe Martinez and Yohan Pino were re-assigned to minor league camp.  None of the three was ever in serious contention for a roster spot.  The number needs to shrink to 25 by April 1.

Shuffling the Deck:  Fausto Carmona is guaranteed at the top.  Josh Tomlin (1.13) is in, David Huff (6.43) and Jeanmar Gomez (8.25) are bound for Cow-Town.  So does Acta act on his own suggestion that he might re-order the presumed rotation?  At this point, I say no.  Justin Masterson (5.94), Mitch Talbot (7.94) and Carlos Carrasco (5.84) have all been inconsistent thus far, but much of that can be attributed to the fact that none of them is fighting for a roster spot.  The only reasonable possibility is that Tomlin might pitch himself into the 3 or 4 spot, but even that probably won't happen.  The Tribe sees a future for Tomlin as a long man and does not want him to become psychologically attached to starting.  With prospects like Drew Pomeranz and Alex White on the way (and don't forget about a rehabbing Hector Rondon), the future of the starting staff is bright and the organization feels that Tomlin's make-up projects to heartier production out of the bullpen.

Utility OF Battle: Travis Buck (.419, 1.108) has almost certainly sewn up a roster spot.  Whether Shelley Duncan (.313, .833) or Chad Huffman (.367, 1.200) could also slide in depends on if Acta chooses to carry 7 or 8 relievers. Everything that I have heard suggests the latter and sends Duncan and Huffman to AAA.

Bullpen Men:  Assuming an 8 man 'pen and guaranteeing spots to Chris Perez, Rafael Perez, Tony Sipp and Chad Durbin, Acta must choose 4 more.  Vinnie Pestano (1.59, 8 K in 5.2) has been dominant and will be #5.  I vote strongly for Frank Herrmann (2.35) at #6.  If Joe Smith (3.60) were healthy, he would be in, but, alas, he is not.  That leaves Jess Todd (Hi Samantha, 1.59), Doug Mathis (3.68) and Justin Germano (0.00)  to vie for the last 2 slots.  Both Todd and Mathis have struggled with their control despite relatively strong springs, so let's just guess that Germano is in.  Though Manny Acta would probably prefer another lefty, there isn't one in camp.  In addition, I feel similarly about Mathis as I do to Hannahan (ugh).  Let's give the job to Todd.

Backup Backstop: Nothing had changed.  Paul Phillips (.400) still stands ahead of Lou Marson (.182) and Luke Carlin (.067).  Acta is non-committal on whether the issue of everyday playing time for Marson will be a deciding factor.  If the brain trust agrees that Carlos Santana's days at first base will offer Marson enough ABs in Cleveland, all of the spring statistics may mean nothing at all.

Prospect Watch:  Nick Weglarz has torn his left meniscus.  He's being evaluated at the clinic to see if he needs surgery, but he will miss, at least, 6-8 weeks.  3B Tony Wolters, the team's 3rd round pick 2010, had surgery for a broken hamate last week.  The organization will likely hold him out of game action for about 5 weeks.  Wolters tweeted that he's "fine" and that he would be back well before the team's prediction.  The Tribe is being conservative as they have high expectations for the young man.  He's a gamer.  Personally, I can't wait to see him live.  Adam Miller has not suffered any setbacks in his rehab this spring and he may pitch in a big league exhibition game before the team breaks camp.  If Miller proves that he can stay healthy and get hitters out, it is highly probable that we will see him surfing the North Coast this summer.  Also hearing great things about C Alex Lavisky, drafted last summer out of St Ed's.  Lavisky has shown skill both at the plate and behind it and could significantly elevate his standing with a strong first full season.  Oh, and that Drew Pomeranz cat?  Topping out at 96 this spring.  I smell a fast track. 

Who's Hot: Asdrubal Cabrera (.424, 1.210)

Who's Not: Jayson Nix (.125, .542)

Lastly, for those of you who might care (ha) Jason Davis has ended his "comeback" "attempt" with the Indians.  JD was in camp for about a week.  He impressed exactly no one and decided to head home.  All of the best to the big guy and hearty thanks for his years with the Tribe.

Pitchers for 03.22:  With the rain-out today, Josh Tomlin should start with Germano, Chen-Chang Lee, Mathis, Pestano and Todd also available.

Cheers.

Suicide Squeeze - Rent-a-Rays ('92 Upper Deck)

Pretty Girl 03.21.11 - Kate Bosworth


Note to self: Trade Kate Bosworth big bag of bagels for lap dance.

Irish Weekend Part 1: NCAA, Nosebleeds, and the Q

I am not a rich man.  Thus, I looked briefly at lower bowl seats for the NCAA Tournament "2nd and 3rd" round games at Quicken Loans Arena.  After seeing the prices and passing out for several minutes, I decided to acquire 2 seats in Section 206, Row 15.  I was noticeably closer to the rafters than to the floor, but I could not have asked for 4 better games in checking March Madness live off of my bucket list (I so need a new name for that).  After you look at the pics in the next post, you will understand.  It will also become painfully obvious that I need a camera with a better zoom.  Quelle dommage.

Let's deal with the highlights from bottom to top --

#4 - Ohio State 75, UTSA 46

Swallowed up in a sea of red, I felt as if I was still on campus.  There were certainly more OSU fans in attendance for the Buckeyes 1st round (and, yes I am going to keep calling it that) thrashing of the Roadrunners than for any Cavaliers game this season.  I have two good things to say about San Antonio: Devin Gibson (24 points, 4 steals, 3 rebounds, 3 assists) is a player and Rowdy the roadrunner is wicked cool.

The UTSA gameplan was decidedly uncool.  On every possession, including those in the second half when they were trailing by 30, the Roadrunners ran the stall.   Over the course of the game, the #16 seed might have initiated their offense with 12+ seconds on the shot clock twice.  It was grating.  In addition to the shocking absence of beer in the early afternoon of March 18th, it is why I enjoyed this game the least of those that attended.  Coupled with the extended length of time outs during the tournament and we likely spent more minutes waiting through stoppages than watching actual basketball.  Still, the Bucks won just as handily as the should have and chalked up 75 points in spite of the lame UTSA game plan.  Thad Matta was classy as he took the starters out one by one to standing ovations and the crowd chanted O-H-I-O as fervently as any bunch I've sat with at the Shoe.

#3 - Marquette 66, Syracuse 62

I'll be honest, this game started at 8pm Sunday and I was running on E.  Plus, I had to watch two Big East teams sputter through a bruiser.  Marquette got off to an awful start and I had visions of simply heading home for some R&R, but eventually Golden Eagles came to soar.  Regardless of the game's drudgery, watching Scoop Jardine stumble onto the mid-court line (what a bunch of thugs the Orange are) and flying out of my seat when Darius Johnson-Odom drained that 3 were perfect moments.  There was that instant in time when the whole world just melted away into pure joy, like the moment of weightless, suspended on a roller coaster.  Perfect.  I don't even know why I was rooting for Marquette, other than the fact that they were a decided underdog.  I purposefully turned the channel when the team came on during the regular season.  The lack of execution and inconsistent game work that Buzz Williams got from his boys this year is nothing to be proud of.  Making it to the Sweet 16 certainly is.  And that, my friends, is the magic of the tournament: latching onto one team for one night and living each breath in cheering for their victory.


#2 - Ohio State 98, George Mason 66

How does one feel when their heavily favored #1 seed and team of destiny falls behind 11-2 to a #8 seed that is playing without the hero of its 1st round win? Well, if the team is this year's Buckeyes, you sit calm and confident.  During a start that featured a perfect storm of offensive frustration (Buford and Diebler couldn't hit the ocean with a stone and constant double teaming had forced 3 turnovers of Sullinger), the hours that I had spent with my Buckeyes on the television over the past four months allowed a peace of mind that they would kick the crap out of this team.  Hell, I can't speak right now because I am so hoarse from screaming encouragement.  David Lighty could not miss (7-of-7 from deep).  The 50-15 run to close the first half was beyond dominant and Diebler's 3 as the clock expired followed by his "primal scream" as he sprinted off of the floor rang all to way my seat in the third row from the ceiling.  Aaron Craft played like a man possessed, forcing a 5 second call, literally, by himself and nailing Sullinger with a 30 foot bullet from the sideline for a lay-up.  The Q was a-rockin'.  Still, the second half held little doubt and only a free throw from senior walk-on Eddie Days highlighted a final 8 minutes that saw the Buckeyes narrowly miss the century mark.  I wouldn't ask for anything more palpitating from OSU, but what if a team I wasn't so invested in was playing...

#1 - George Mason 61, Villanova 57

I had been up Irishing until 3:30am on St Pats.  I had just learned that the Q was dry for the tournament.  The adrenaline of actually making it was wearing off and here was this garbage team from the Big East squaring off against a school from the Colonial Athletic Association. Great.  Four minutes in the score was tied at 3.  More than once I almost passed out.  Good thing that I did not.  Mason led 7-6 after five and a half minutes and would not lead again until the last minute of the game.  Despite forcing three ties and pulling within one on five occasions, the Patriots seemed destined to fall away.  Luke Hancock, however, would not be denied.  Hancock coolly knocked down a staight-on triple with 20 seconds play, erasing the folly of Isaiah Tate's foul of Corey Fischer beyond the arc.   But the best, man, the absolute best was Mike Morrison's break away dunk to close the scoring.  I swear, the guy was horizontal and the arena an absolute madhouse. This might now have been an upset on paper, but to those of us in attendance, it was as good as basketball gets.


Oh, P.S. You gotta believe in Doc Nix and Green the Machine



More to come. Cheers.