"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Friday, August 26, 2011

A Quest Called Tribe

Well, it is now official: Jim Thome is not the second coming of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.  Hopefully, Thome (0-4, 2 K, 0 balls out of the infield) rid his stomach of fluttering butterflies and will come to the park tomorrow ready to mash.  Still, it was beyond awesome to see him wear the Wahoo again. If I had been surfing the NC tonight, I would have made it my business to help welcome Mr. 601 back into the fold.  Serendipitously the Thominator's return fell on Dollar Dog Night and the pairing produced a sellout, just the Tribe's fourth of the campaign.

On the field, the top third of the Indians' lineup combined for a solid 0-for-13.  Asdrubal Cabrera (.281) is hitless in his past 13 AB's and is stuck in his first real slump of the season. At least he has stopped slamming the bat down after every at-bat.  Luckily, Captain Jack Hannahan (2-for-3, RBI, .236) continued to lead the charge.  Jack has hit in 9 of 10 for a .419 clip and turned a couple more of his standard highlights at the hot corner.  I have always said that a huge key to the team's success is the 5-8 portion of the order.  Tonight, they were 7-for-12.  They might have produced another run or two, except Steve Smith has, apparently, forgotten what the stop sign is.  Even Carlos Santana, as he scored run #1, would have been cut down without a fantastic hook slide.  I am all for being aggressive, but maybe you choose not to run on the league leader in outfield assists.  Maybe...

Ubaldo Jimenez claims that he was able to get ahead of hitters tonight.  While this is flagrantly untrue (16 2-0 counts), the first pitch is phenomenally important for the erratic right hander.  Hitters stroke .406 off of Ubaldo on the first pitch, compared to a .331 league average and .310 after a 1-0 count, versus .274 AL wide.  What does this mean?  Simply put, if Jimenez (7 IP, 7 H, ER, BB, 10 K) does not have command of his fastball, cannot throw it in a good spot for strike one, then he is going to get the shit kicked out of him.  Against the Royals, he was able to establish that command after surrendering the blast to Eric Hosmer and escaping a very shaky fourth inning.  During innings 5 through 7, big U fanned five while allowing one hit.  That is the kind of dominance that the organization paid for.  We need that every 5th day.

In case you missed it, Josh Tomlin (sore right elbow) and Michael Brantley (sore right wrist) have ballooned the Indians' disabled to seven players.  LHP Nick Hagadone was in the bullpen tonight, though he will likely depart when Tomlin's spot in the rotation comes up.  Hopefully, Carlos Carrasco is ready to pitch by Tuesday, as neither Jeanmar Gomez nor Zack McAllister seems like a positive choice.

Here's to Matt Underwear whipping his dick out on air.  That one moment of discomfort would be well worth never having to hear him blather again.

Cheers.

Flick to Click: The Rum Diary



Wow. Depp as Thompson AND Amber Heard?  I might go to the theater for this one.

Opens 10.28.11

Are You Cereal?



Apparently this is a joke.  Why Emma Stone?  All very strange.

A Quest Called Tribe

Jim Thome is expected in uniform tomorrow.
I do not want to talk about yesterday's game.  It was not televised and nothing positive happened anyway.  Instead, as your Cleveland Indians sit 6 full games back at 63-64, I shall throw some numbers at you to explain what exactly went so horribly wrong after a 30-15 start.  I have officially given up.  That is not to say that I will not cheer on the Tribe, but that sense of hope and joy, the expectation of winning that arose during April has now completely evaporated.  How did our magical season degrade into another of the North Coast's well-worn exercises in disappointment and futility?

Let us tackle this in chunks --

May 24 (30-15, 7 games up) to June 12 (34-29, tied for 1st)

Blame this on the bats.  Batting average: 227, Runs per game: 2.89, OPS: .633, K-to-H: 146-to-136.  As this was the first rough patch, we have all been apt to throw the offense under the bus, regardless of what has gone wrong.  But, wait...

July 3 (44-37, 1.5 games up) to August 7 (56-56, 4 games back)

Hang this on the bullpen with their 7 losses and 4.82 ERA.


Everyone was culpable -

C Perez: (07.09-08.06) 0-2, 2/4 SV 8.64 ERA .333 OBA
Pestano: (07.06-08.02) 0-1 8.00 ERA .308 OBA
Smith: (07.18-08.07) 0-2 5.23 ERA
R Perez: (07.10-08.05) 1-1, 6.00 ERA .297 OBA
Sipp: (06.28-08.02) 3-2 6.17 ERA .283 OBA [(06.28-07.20) 1-2 9.95]

That is an unbelievably rocky stretch for a 'pen that has only dropped 17 games all season while posting a 3.28 ERA.   Every single member simultaneously forgot how to pitch.

August 19 (62-58, 1.5 games back) to August 24 (63-64, 6 games back)

You guessed it, the starting five.  These numbers boggle the mind.  0-5, 9.61 ERA, 1.93 WHIP, .362 OBA, 1.034 OOPS.   Oops is right.

In a nutshell, everything (except for the defense, the Tribe is still 2nd in the league) went to shit.

Here's to the boys pulling up their bootstraps and giving us a September ride.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 08.26.11 - Monica Bellucci




This chick you have to talk into her clothes.