"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Pretty Girl Update! - Lindsay Lohan

I much prefer this whore over, say, Paris Hilton.  All other whores should take note.

Pretty Girl 05.29.12 - Ann Lux

When you're the sort of guy blessed with the talent to be a Major League third baseman (Will Middlebrooks), this is the childhood sweetheart that you eventually marry.  Cue the fairytale ending.