"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Flick to Click: The Avengers

Opens 05.04.12.   04.26.12 in the UK & Australia.  How odd...

Last Train To Pronkville

Travis Hafner goes deep on 100mph Stephen Strasburg fastball from Daniel Hazard on Vimeo.

Hafner turning around a 100 MPH heater off of Senor Strasburgo.  I was there...

Word Of the Day - "Carpe Diem"

Pretty Girl 02.29.12 - Carrie Keagan

I really don't know who the fuck this is, but I saw her on Ferguson and she reminds me of someone that I know personally and thoroughly enjoy.  ;-j

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Pretty Girl 02.28.12 - Miley Cyrus

Fuck it, I'm going to hell anyway...

MVotD - Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes

No more Mr Nice Guy...

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Kate Upton

I'd show you the behind the scenes bit, but then we'd all have to listen to her speak.  Excuse me now while I drive 15 hours to the nearest Carl's Jr to get one of those sammiches.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Just In From the Desert

Casey Kotchman
Saddled with discomfort of some very coarse sand in his unnaturally dry vagina, Chris Perez will miss the next 4-6 weeks, putting his availability for Opening Day in question.  Perez pulled a muscle in his left side during his first bullpen session, admitting that he chose to go 100% rather than the 50% or 75% that the training staff recommended.  Noting that he could have chosen to heed medical advice and take it easy on day 1, Perez said "but that's not who I am."  Sheesh.

Vinnie Pestano will close until Pure Rage is ready.


Saturday, February 25, 2012

Just In From the Desert

Great use of $5mil.  I am so done w/ Grady Sizemore.  Oh, you didn't hear?  Out past Opening Day with some sort of vagina strain.  He pulled it whilst fielding a ground ball.  Although I would count Felix Pie, Fred Lewis, and Shelley Duncan as strong options to take his place (Michael Brantley can slide to center), do not discount the possibility of Matt LaPorta getting the nod in left.  Remember that Matty was primarily an outfielder before he was acquired by the Indians and this might be the random chance that gives him that last chance to succeed with this organization.

More in a bit...


Friday, February 24, 2012

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Pretty Girl 02.23.12 - Kelly Brook

I tried to think of some words that could realistically approximate the straight up magic of this one.  I came up with "... ... ... wow ... ..."  Yeah. ;-j

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Pretty Girl 02.22.12 - Amanda Peet

Not pictured here, the greatest nude scene of all-time (The Whole Nine Yards).

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Just In From the Desert

Yay, Derek Lowe can still throw a baseball.  That's something...

The Tribe made two minor moves today.  LHP Kelvin De La Cruz (#21 on my top prospect list) was traded to Texas for cash.  He had been DFAed earlier in the month when Casey Kotchman was added.

Also, two-time All-Star shortstop Cristian Guzman joined camp and took a physical.  The 33-year old sat out 2011 rehabbing a sore right shoulder.  He has a strong relationship with Manny Acta from the time that they shared together with Washington and is expected to be offered a contract tomorrow.


Word Of the Day - "Nebuchadnezzar"

A New Lowe

The other guy is new pitching coach Scott Radinsky.  The news is nothing new.  The top four rotation spots are taken by (in order) Justin Masterson, Ubaldo Jimenez, Josh Tomlin and Lowe.  The guys fighting for the fifth spot are Kevin Slowey, Jeanmar Gomez, David Huff, Zach McAllister and Scott Barnes.

Also, Carlos Santana will see time at DH as the team sees Casey Kotchman as an every day guy.  This means more ABs for Lou Marson and fewer for Travis Hafner.

But we knew all of this already.  Right?


New Suits Suit Yu

Aj Burnett & Erik Bedard of the Pirates.  Hiroki Kuroda of the Yankees.  Jamie Moyer of the Rockies.  And international sensation Yu Darvish of the Rangers.

Pretty Girl 02.21.12 - Drea de Matteo

As SeƱor Guadalupe Ramirez might say...  Too sexy!!  Too sexy!!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Just In From the Desert

Ahh, the first signs of spring...

Every Day We're Shuff-Lin

Jonathan Papelbon

Albert Pujols

Jim Thome

Prince Fielder
Mat Latos

Hey, wait, there's nothing about Jeremy Lin on this page!  What's the deal?