Mike Brown has found a new role: middle school assistant football coach. Yessir! I believe it to be exactly the level at which the former Cavs coach can excel. Says Brown,
“I’m a glorified equipment guy who gets to chest bump and high-five the players. The kids still call me coach.” Even better! Props to Westlake Lee Burneson Middle School for not giving Mike to much responsibility. We all know how that leads to horrific failure. Although I'm beginning to think LePrincess:Jordan::Anti-Christ:Jesus. That is, LeGump makes the players around him worse just as His Airness magnified his teammates' talents. And, yes, I do think in SAT analogies. Cheers.
