It's Simply... George

For all you Seinfeld fans.

5-0 Rangers

That's the postseason CC we know and love.  Cash that paycheck, tubby.  I hope every single Yankee suffers a career ending injury.  Then the team folds.  And they demolish the stadium.  And erase their history.  And burn every trace of the franchise to smoldering ash.  Take notes.  Christmas is coming.

4 IP, 6 H, 5 ER, 4 BB, 3 K, 93 pitches

The Most WHAT after WHO?

Described as "the most sought after former Major League manager available," Eric Wedge will be the next skipper of the Seattle Mariners.

Is this the freakin' twilight zone?  Are the motherforkin' vampires and werewolves running around?  Eric?  Wedge?  I'm at a loss for words.  Screw it.  He's the M's problem now.  Get ready for 127 different line-ups, your best young talent alienated by an unintelligent, abrasive schmuck and several more losing seasons.  Good bloody luck.

Don't forget, Milton Bradley is still a Mariner.  Maybe he'll punch Wedge in the mouth.  Awesome.

Pretty Girl 10.15.10 - Eliza Dushku

Check this chick out as a bad girl in... uh, I forget... the name...  Oh right, Buffy.