"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Friday, October 15, 2010

The Most WHAT after WHO?

Described as "the most sought after former Major League manager available," Eric Wedge will be the next skipper of the Seattle Mariners.

Is this the freakin' twilight zone?  Are the motherforkin' vampires and werewolves running around?  Eric?  Wedge?  I'm at a loss for words.  Screw it.  He's the M's problem now.  Get ready for 127 different line-ups, your best young talent alienated by an unintelligent, abrasive schmuck and several more losing seasons.  Good bloody luck.

Don't forget, Milton Bradley is still a Mariner.  Maybe he'll punch Wedge in the mouth.  Awesome.

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