"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Pretty Girl Update! - Alex Morgan

How do you keep the Swimsuit Issue relevant?  Photograph female athletes completely naked!  Katie Upton doesn't hurt either, but we've been over that.

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Kate Upton





Just like the photos except Katie dances.  I gave you the two in which she doesn't talk. ;-j

Pretty Girl Update! - Kate Upton






I know, I'm such a tease.  Everyone get ready for SI to sue me.  Maybe they should hide their photo source a bit better.  ;-j  Honestly, the whole set is worth ogling, check 'em out here.

Pretty Girl Update! - Kate Upton

Releasing the swimsuit issue on Valentine's day: bad idea.  Putting Katie on the cover: great idea.  These pictures, though, are from Esquire.

Tribe Prospect Countdown: #7 RHP CC Lee

5'11", 175 lbs, 25 in 2012

2011 Stats (AA Akron/ AAA Columbus): 6-1, 2.40, 1.07 WHIP, .210 OBA, 2.9 BB/9, 12.5 K/9


Wow, those numbers really jump off of the page and they were no aberration.  His career K/9 (11.0), OBA (.217), and GO/AO (1.70 in 2011, 1.49 career) all indicate consistency and improvement in major pitching metrics.  So why isn't this kid higher on the list?  Right handed relievers are a dime a dozen and CC does not project as a closer.  Despite the fact that the kid will very likely be a shutdown set-up man and could do so, like, tomorrow, he simply does play a premium position.

Lee features a three pitch mix starring a 94 MPH fastball with both good movement and good sink, hence the ground balls.  His kicker is a plus slider with a nasty late bite that gives right handed hitters fits and leads to his straight dominance thereof (.177 OBA at AAA).  CC also throws a split change, although it is clearly #3 in his arsenal and does little more than keep the batters honest.  There has been some concern over his low three-quarters arm slot as he is regularly at risk of dropping into a true side-arm and losing a good deal of his pitches' effectiveness, but, in 2011, he showed little occurrence of said issue.

Perhaps the best news of all about Lee is that he has absolutely no history of injury.  He has thrown at least 44 games and 71 innings in each of his pro campaigns and has been noted as having an injury only once.  His oblique strain of 2010 was minor and simply a wear and tear result of his small frame.

The fact of the matter is that CC is ready for the bigs right now, but the Indians' big league bullpen is simply too talented to afford him a spot out of spring camp.  Still, get over his ironic name quickly, because he should be the first righty reliever to be recalled when injury or ineffectiveness rears its ugly head on the lakefront.

Up Next: #6 - RHP Felix Sterling

Suicide Squeeze - Jesus Cometh

Pretty Girl 02.14.12 - Schuyler Fisk



In honor of St Valentine's Day (based on a touching true story), here's a cutie that I would actually enjoy having a conversation with before fantasy sexy time.