"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Monday, July 25, 2011

A Quest Called Tribe

I will be honest.  I changed the channel after Bobby Abreu hit the home run.  45 minutes later, I pulled up the box score and let out a huge sign of relief.  Apparently, I switched back to STO about 90 seconds after Jason Kipnis stroked his first MLB hit, the game winning hit.  I just could not watch another heartbreak loss.  Being a Cleveland fan, one would think that I would be used to it by now.  I am not.  I think that is a good thing.  Tonight, I missed out on seeing the Indians win, but, for me, that is not the priority.  Whether I am unwilling to watch, glued to the television or screaming from the cheap seats, all that matters is that team emerges victorious.

While the walk-off was a joy, it was far from the only story tonight.  How about Fausto Carmona?  Whatever they did to Fausto over the break, can we please bag it and give him a intravenous feed?  Carmona before the break (4-10, 5.78, 1.41 WHIP) versus after (1-0, 1.50, 1.17 WHIP) is like beef tenderloin after Dinty Moore.  Again, he seemed to be talking to himself (tonight amidst a torrent of his own perspiration).  I would like to believe that this is a method of slowing the game down for a guy who is fanatically emotional.  Regardless, he produced tonight (6 IP, 4 H, 3 BB, 3 K) and if he can pitch similarly down the stretch, the Indians chances are much improved.

I fondly recall the days of Vinnie Pestano being nothing but nasty.  Such has not been the case recently.  Since July 2nd (the day he was the de facto closer and converted his first MLB save) Pestano has posted a 9.82 ERA and allowed opponents a .925 OPS.  He seems to be struggling with his control.  While his pitches continue to show the same filthy movement as in the season's first 3 months, their location has become erratic as he has left far too many over the fat part of the plate.  Vinnie has just 43 innings of major league baseball under his belt, he will learn consistency.  Joe Smith is a great example as he has put up numbers far exceeding expectation based not on better stuff, but on improved command. Wouldn't it have been nice if he had been able to pitch 2 innings?

Alex White pitched a simulated game this afternoon, throwing his full compliment of pitches.  White experienced some mild soreness in his injured finger following the outing, but that is to be expected with an injury of this kind.  Earlier today, it was announced that White would pitch "multiple innings" out of the bullpen upon his return.  The rational is that after sitting on the shelf for 10 weeks, the time needed to build his arm strength back to a starter's endurance would preclude him from being of any help in the playoff run.  If Alex's arm feels good tomorrow, he will likely begin a rehab assignment next week.

Combine White's status with the news that Mitch Talbot will also be working out of the 'pen following his own rehab stint and I deem it exceptionally likely that one of the Bullpen Mafia departs as part of a trade deadline deal.  For those of you wondering, possible targets for the Tribe include starters Aaron Harang and Hiroki Kuroda and outfielders Ryan Ludwick and BJ Upton.  Personally, I am hoping for Upton.  Maybe we can unload Matt LaPorta on someone.  He sucks.

Here's to not seeing Danny Haren against the Indians until after the apocalypse.

Cheers.

Move Over Pat Venditte

Say hello to Ryan Perez, a rising senior at Westmister Christian High School in Hampshire, Illinois.  Switch pitching is not unheard of, but Perez hits 92 mph with his right arm and 90 with his left.  I know that high school statistics can be overwhelming and Ryan's certainly fit the bill.  Last season he was 9-1 with 3 saves and a 1.64 ERA.  Pretty reasonable.  Now we get wacky.  OBA: .076 (16-for-210); K/9: 19.5 (143 K in 66 IP); WHIP: 0.58 (22 BB).  Over the course of the season he threw 65% strikes and 62% first pitch strikes, while inducing 65% ground balls from the few batters he did not strike out.  Perez tossed two no hitters, including a perfect game.  Needless to say, the 6'0" 180lb Perez is drawing some serious interest from the scouts.  Here's some video --







Cheers.

Contingent Hilarity


So, it's funny because she didn't get hurt?  What would it be if she did?

Pretty Girl Update! - Kate Upton Vs. Amber Heard

Everybody wins!  Good lookin', Guess.

Pretty Girl 07.25.11 - Gemma Arterton


You got me.  I spent the whole weekend watching Bond.  This one's character is named Strawberry Fields.  Awesome.