"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Breaking News! mySpace Sucks!


Also, I don't have a smartphone so I have no idea what foursquare is.  Except that it's for a smartphone.  I think.  That's what it said when I looked up foursqaure.  And something about earning badges?  Like in the scouts?  But with a smartphone?  For fun?  At least I know it sucks.  If animated logos are to be believed...

Not Good Enough For the Tribe


The Mets only gave us cash for Wilson Valdez, maybe the Phillies would like Chad Durbin back.  Hmm?  Ha?  I think Wilson would be an upgrade in the garbage time role.

Pussy and Queef Jokes


Here is all of the cutting room comedy from the soon to be classic Hangover For Chicks Bridesmaids.  If this is what got left out, what made the film must be pure gold!   I originally wanted to title this post "Cunt and Queef Jokes," but there ain't nothin' funny 'bout cunts.

Flick to Click: Conan O'Brien Cant Stop



Out 06.24.11 in limited release.

Pretty Girl 05.26.11 - Zoe Saldana


Is it racist to say I prefer black to blue?