"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Music Video of the Day 10.24.2010

E has been carrying this blog. Updating daily, delivering non-naked women, beautiful, if rare rants. I figure I should give something back, especially since I've told our favorite German about the page.

So Trent Reznor (who got his start in the Cleveland recording scene) of NIN on hearing this cover of his baby:

"I listened to it and it was very strange. It was this other person inhabiting my most personal song. I'd known where I was when I wrote it. I know what I was thinking about. I know how I felt. Hearing it was like someone kissing your girlfriend. It felt invasive."

Also
" I pop the video in, and... wow. Tears welling, silence, goose-bumps... Wow. I just lost my girlfriend, because that song isn't mine anymore."



The song is a bit of a downer, so tuck your dick away safely.

Oh, When the Saints Throw Lots of Picks...

The Browns win!  And in convincing fashion.  Behind three of the gutsiest trick plays ever, the Dawgs railed New Orleans 30-17.  By the end of the game, I was shell shocked.  I was unable to find words to express the stunned awe that enveloped me.  How did this happen?  Well, Drew Brees threw 4 interceptions.  2 of them were returned for touchdowns by David Bowens, including a 64 yard scamper with less than 5 minutes remaining to ice the victory.  In case you're unaware no player has ever taken 3 picks back in the same game.  This means that David Bowens, yes David Bowens, now holds a share of the all-time NFL record for interception returns for touchdowns in a single game.  I suppose that might have been enough to push the Fightin' Manginas to victory, but we'll never know because the head coach turned to the last page of the playbook and dialed up some trickeration that absolutely zero living people foresaw.  (1) After fielding the Saints' first punt, Josh Cribbs threw a perfect spiral across the width of the field to Eric Wright (he later got beat again for a td, but this is a happy post) who rambled 62 yards to the 19.  This set up Phil Dawson for the games first score.  (2) In the 3rd quarter, Reggie Hodges dropped back to punt, but, instead, ran up the middle for 68 yards, juking Lance Moore out of his shorts in the process.  One, literally, could have driven a tank down the lane that Reggie was free to run in.  (3) As the offense ate up 6 minutes of the 4th quarter on their way to another field goal, they converted a crucial third down when Peyton Hillis took a direct snap and completed a 13 yard pass back to Colt McCoy.  McCoy got drilled after the reception as he conciously chose to stay in bounds and keep the clock moving.

Wow.  Wowee, wow, wow.  The way I see this team is in diametric opposition to what I felt about 8 days ago.  I'm now ready to jump on the Colt drawn buggy to the future.  His accuracy is ridiculous, especially for a rookie, and he has a head on his shoulders that betrays the fact that he started for 4 years in a Big12 program.  McCoy looks like a leader, a winner.  As does Hillis, who ran the ball 7 straight times (43 yards) during the aforementioned drive.  Take the true QB1, let him start the rest of the season (hell or high water), add the bruiser, set them up with the fear of some ridiculous play call, watch their backs with a defense (props to Roth, Benard and Fujita) that showed a pass rush for the first time in a coon's age and wins will follow.  Stay the course ManGenius, don't overthink this one.  Keep your foot to the gas with the creativity and soon the whole town will join me in this flushing new anticipation of every given Sunday.  Go Browns!  Cheers.

Pretty Girl 10.24.10 - Kristen Bell

Was in Heroes w/ Jessalyn Gilsig.  Watch Pulse & you'll fall for her, watch Sarah Marshall & um... excuse me, I gotta... um... excuse me.

Trainwreck At the Shoe... No One Cares

The Buckeyes put 42 points on the board in the first half and coasted to a 49-0 victory over Purdue yesterday.  The Boilermakers are not the cream of the Big10 crop, but they're certainly not the Little Sisters of the Poor either and OSU destroyed them.  At no point during the game did Purdue look anything except completely over-matched.  The first drive of the game: 5 plays, 60 yards, touchdown, ALL hand-offs to Boom Herron.  The Bucks toyed with their opponents and, outside of 2 TP picks (ugh), looked like world beaters.  The D produced 4 takeaways, Andrew Sweat flew all over the field and Orhian Johnson continued to emerge as a the next big thing in the secondary.  All of this and nobody gives a damn.  It was, by far, the most unenthusiastic and robotic crowd that I have ever been a part of on campus.  The south stands NEVER filled, the place was half empty during the 4th quarter and barely anyone stood during the second half.  Compounding the issue was an utter lack of coverage by the national media.  In my mind a 49 point shutout win, over a quality conference opponent goes a long way toward establishing the Buckeyes as the best 1-loss team in the nation, but the game was glossed over in many halftime shows without a single highlight, barely mentioned at all.  Seemingly the team has become an afterthought.  OSU simply is not sexy enough to hold the attention of the pundits or their spoiled "fans" once they have dropped from the peak of BCS championship contention.  That's a shame because, before the loss of Tyler Moeller, this team was better than any of the others that played for the crown over the past decade and, even now, is of such quality to deserve a level of recognition that many are unwilling to give.