"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Fat Men and Babies

The Browns have terminated the contracts of the following fat men - DT Shaun Rogers, LBs Eric Barton and David Bowens, DE Kenyon Coleman, RT John St. Clair and TE Robert Royal.  Good riddance to all.  Barton, Bowens and Coleman were all Jets imports and all 6 are over 30.  Expect Delhomme (Oh!) to follow quite soon.

In a microcosm of the insanity of modern sports, 23 year incumbent coach, Jerry Sloan, has stepped down from his position with the Jazz.  Sloan felt that ownership was giving more weight to the opinion of star PG Deron Williams than to his own.  The cackling inmates are certainly now running the asylum (see Carmelo Anthony, Brett Favre, Carson Palmer).  It worked out so well for us and our Cavalier.  JHC.

Valentine's Gift Guide


Heh, heh, green option ...

Cabrera to Cabrera ... Double Play

The Indians have agreed to terms with SS Orlando Cabrera.  Terms have yet to be released, but I would expect this to be a major league deal.  That would be just the second for the Tribe this off-season.  Expected Orlando to play short and Asdrubal to play second, where the Indians and I agree that his defense is much better.  So, with a week until Spring Training, one of the gaping infield holes has finally been filled.  I'm still going with Jared Goedert at third (following a .440 spring), but the last time I made such a bold prediction, I did have to eat a lot of crow.  As long as it's not Nix and, if he wins the job, Donald can field the position, I'm fine.

O-Cab is 36 and is coming off of a down year with the Reds that was riddled with nagging injuries.  He brings presence and intangibles to the table.  A consummate professional, Cabrera is a winner, taking home a WS ring with the Sox in '04 and advancing to the post season in each of the past 4 seasons (with 4 different teams).  Still, let's not go all Lonely Island to the Sixth Sense.  His career OPS is .715 (below average) and in his last full season at short (2009) he made 25 errors.  I am a huge fan of the signing, but let us, please, not build the guy into a titan and then piss all over him when he proves human (see Kerry Wood).

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 02.10.11 - Alizee Paradis


Can that be her real name? Considered by many to be the hottest co-ed athlete of the digital age. She was #1 singles (tennis) for our own Cincinnati Bearcats.