"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

A Quest Called Tribe


TGFO.  Thank God For Oakland.  The Athletics make our Indians look like the '27 Yankees meet the '95 Braves.  Where to begin...  You all know that I am a bit biased toward Captain Jack Hannahan.  So, we are going to take a look at this.



Jack is now clipping at .447 since August 15th, including the above moon shot and 10 RBI.  I heard Manning say what a great swing Carlos Santana put on his home run.  What we all know is that Big Smooth swings from his heels every time that he bats left-handed and just happened to contact a Trevor Cahill mistake.  Still, Santana is hitting .293 with 6 HR and 20 RBI since July 30th and has joined Asdrubal Cabrera, Travis Hafner and Jason Kipnis as the only Indians with an .800+ OPS.

Guess who sports an OPS of .694?  I will give you a hint: he now plays for the Columbus Clippers.  That is correct, sir!  Everyone's favorite failed prospect, Matt LaPorta, was optioned down to AAA to make room for Jeanmar Gomez.  Manny Acta was very careful to explain that Matty was not demoted because of his poor production, but, rather, because he played the only position that the Indians are healthy at.  Hmmmm, they do seem to have two third basemen, one of whom has the exact same batting average (.238) as LaPorta.  The brass tacks are that the Tribe preferred to keep Lonnie Chisenhall and his left-handed bat amidst the sea of sinister hitters rather than stick with Matt's right-handed stick.  Allow me to translate: Matt LaPorta was sent down because he was not helping the team.  Sure, he will be back in 2-10 days (no one can confirm for me if the ten day rule still applies in September), yet one would imagine that this is highly indicative of the organization's valuation of a player who was projected as a superstar.

Nice.  Now that I have exhaled, I shall give Jeanmar Gomes the proper respect for a start that I really did not think that he had in him.  The key tonight for Gomez was that he recognized the poor quality of Oakland's lineup and pitched accordingly.  Jeanmar did not mess around, did not nibble.  Rather, he dared the A's to hit and they did not.  Nice coincidence that this spot start (will there be a 2nd?) came against a team that has very little ability to produce runs.  Hopefully, today's outing will give Gomez the confidence and momentum to win a few for the club in September.

Oh, by the way, Grady Sizemore will DH tomorrow for Akron, then play 7 innings in the field on Thursday.  Grady will be re-evaluated on Friday and, if all goes well, will join the Tribe no later than Monday.  Awesome.

And for those who might have missed it, Zeke Carrera is pretty fudgin' fast.  It is a good thing that Jim Thome was not on base ahead of him or Ezequiel likely would have passed him on Kosuke Fukudome's 2 run double.

Here's to beating up on those weaker than us. ;-j

Cheers.

Pretty Girl Update! - Julianne Hough


Haha, Julianne's phone got hacked.  Too bad there's nothing dirty.  Make-up goes a long way, huh?

Check out the whole lot, here.

Pretty Girl 08.30.11 - Rebecca Hall


Every chick should be as forgiving as she was in The Town.

A Quest Called Tribe

Maybe next time Manny Acta will choose not to eff up a huge start against Detroit by forcing a starting pitcher to enter in the 14th inning.  Opinions abound (Manning thinks David Huff was "pitching scared" against the Tigers) and mine is that Huff was completely out of rhythm.  Numbers do not lie.  Huff in his screwy 08.20 start: 0-1, 19.29 ERA, 3.43 WHIP, .444 OBA.  The sum total of his other four starts: 2-1, 0.38 ERA, 0.93 WHIP, .184 OBA.  Feel like arguing that the A's have an anemic offense?  Recall that two of the other three opponents were the Red Sox and Angels.  Detroit lost, the Indians sit 5.5 back and, if there is any hope of a September surge, David will have to continue his tremendous work.  Good lookin', man, keep it goin'.

What to say about the bats?  Cord Phelps is 0-for-12 since coming back from Columbus and is down to .155.  I would suspect him to be optioned out when Jeanmar Gomez is added to start tomorrow.  Also, supposedly, Matt LaPorta is a hitter.  You could have fooled me.  Matty is now hitting a meek .238 with a sub-.700 OPS and a 79/20 K/BB ratio.  Are there positives about the offense?

Although he has trouble bunting and generally catching the baseball, Zeke Carrera is pretty damn fast.

Oh, and Vinnie Pestano is back to nasty.  Love it.

Here's to Chris Perez holding onto that 1-2-3 feeling.

Cheers.