"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Friday, July 1, 2011

Flick to Click: Horrible Bosses (Red Band)


Opens 07.08.11.

Suicide Squeeze - Tick, Tock.... ('92 Upper Deck)

Death In the Family

As rumors continue to swirl on how soon 2B prospect Jason Kipnis might be recalled, it is the bullpen mafia that adds a young gun, if only temporarily.  Today, closer Chris Perez was placed on the bereavement list due to the death of his grandmother.  RHP Josh Judy, who made his major league debut on 05.22, was recalled to take the spot on the 25-man roster.  Based on his past experience finishing games and his dirty, nasty stuff, we can expect Vinnie Pestano to fill in for Perez during the absence.  MLB rules stipulate that any player on the bereavement list must miss at least 3 and no more than 7 games.

And I got all excited at the call-up, hoping that Bad Durbin had been released. 

Would it not have been awesome if he had been summoned from the pen on Tuesday (he was warming) and surrendered the Wily Mo Pena (see a great piece on Wily here) walk-off?  And then got unceremoniously kicked to the curb?

Ah, a man can dream.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 07.01.11 - Abbey Clancy


I not saying she holds a candle to Kate Upton, but she'll do.  ;-j