"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Friday, December 30, 2011

Flick to Click: Prometheus



Opens 06.08.12

Pretty Girl Update! - Sarah Hyland

Dear Express Santa (TM), Please Express Giftwrap (TM) Sarah and leave her under my Express Christmas Tree (TM).  I've been so... uh... good.  Yup.

Suicide Squeeze - Twins No More

Pretty Girl 12.30.11 - Holley Fain



A dead ringer for one that got away.  Right down to the green eyes...

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Tribe Prospect Countdown: #23 RHP Bryce Stowell

6'2", 205 lbs, 25 in 2012

2011 Stats (A- Mahoning Valley/ A Lake County/ AA Akron): 1-1, 2.09, 1.09 WHIP, .159 OBA, 4.9 BB/9, 13.3 K/9

You want heat?  Stowell can b-ring it.  Consistently in the mid-to-high 90s, he has been known to hit triple digits with startling regularity.  Bryce also offers a heavy slider that causes a truck load of swinging strikes.  Check out those K numbers.  The issue with Stowell, who progressed all the way to AAA in 2010, is one of health.  Over the past three season he has missed time with bicep tendinitis, an elbow strain and, most recently, shoulder fatigue, all in his pitching arm.  The shoulder issue came to a head during last season's spring camp and led to a horrible outing (IP, H, 2 ER, 2 BB) with the MLB squad that included a mammoth home run.  The combination of injury and ineffectiveness contributed to an extended absence due to "personal issues."  Reading between the lines, the dude was dealing with some psychological issues.  No judgment or shame, but recurrence is a concern.  Some may point to Bryce's control (4.8 BB/9 for his career) as an opportunity area and I would agreed, but only in an academic sense.  The guy allows few enough hits (.208 career OBA, .174 over the past 2 years) that his WHIP (1.28 career) remains reasonable.  Should he transition to the bigs in the same manner, I have no worries about the number of men he puts on base.  If Stowell can stay healthy (he has pitched just one full season as a pro), then he will be a viable relief option for the Indians as soon as 2012.  If not, he will go down as another huge arm that could never harness his massive potential.

Up Next: #22 OF Nick Weglarz

Pretty Girl 12.29.11 - Emily Montague


If she really took off her clothes for $$$, I would be totally cool with vampires existing.  Fuck, yeah!

Suicide Squeeze - Damaged Goods

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Pretty Girl 12.28.11 - Molly Ephraim


Last Man Standing is mostly shit (I despise laugh tracks), but this vapid vixen makes it almost bearable.

Monday, December 26, 2011

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Pretty Girl Update! - Audrina Patridge

I know there's a joke here...  Let's just say that she can slide down my chimney anytime... ;-j

My Christmas Gift To You - Poppy Montgomery Mega Post


What did I get?  Well, I got these.  I bloody love this broad, her crooked teeth and her exhibitionism.  Bon Noel.

Pretty Girl Update! - Leilani Dowding

Hat on.  Top off.  Awesome.

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Victoria Justice AND Ariana Grande AND Liz Gillies



Why can't they take a bunch of hot, white jailbait ass; dress them up provocatively and put 'em on a show that I would watch?  Damn!

Stocking Stuffers



Suicide Squeeze - The Gift Of Thome At Third

Pretty Girl 12.25.11 - Bella Twins



Merry Ho-Ho from Brianna, Stephanie and me.  And, yes, I do see them in my dreams. ;-j

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Pretty Girl Update! - Courtney Stodden

In case anyone was wonder, this is exactly what I want for Christmas.

Pretty Girl 12.24.11 - Alicia Witt


Shit, I don't know.  If I pick a special girl for Christmas Eve then I have to pick an even specialer one for Christmas proper.  Y'all know I did redheads and Alicia has been smoking since my teens.  She is way more than special enough for me.  Cheers.