"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

If Football Was Football

No one ever seems to be able to innovate a design for the Brownies.

The veteran starter options are down to two for the Tribe: Kevin Millwood and Jeremy Bonderman.  They have also shown interest in 6-time Gold Glover Eric Chavez to fill the gap at third.

The Buckeyes snared 5-star Virginia LB Curtis Grant and Glenville QB Cardale Jones on signing day.  Grant was rated #2 overall by Rivals and #46 by ESPNU.  Jones will attend a prep school in the fall and likely redshirt in 2012, thus putting him 2 eligibility years behind stud QB Braxton Miller (p.s. I got to watch Miller in the state championship game and I think he's head and shoulders above TP).  On the minus side, Glenville OL Aundrey Walker committed to USC and JFK OL Chris Carter now sits in jail for forcing girls to strip and allow him to fondle their breasts under the ruse of measuring them for ROTC uniforms.  Here's the full OSU recruit list.

Video on Grant --


Video on Jones --

Pretty Girl Update! - Aly Michalka


Sadly, they're fake. Honestly, I'm never going to touch them, so I don't care.

Let's Get JPiv a Sloppy Roethlisburger!



TMZ, you have been Trained.

Pretty Girl 02.02.11 - Mila Kunis


Ranked today at #2 on the AskMen.com list of the 99 most desirable women. No shame in placing to Blake Lively.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Light Snack

Flick to Click: Black Death



In theaters 03.11.11.

CBS Sides With $$$$$


CBS won't air this commercial. The network won't risk displeasing the almighty league and losing the lucrative broadcasting rights of which the owners hold the purse strings. My personal opinion is that the NFL (and the NBA, MLB, etc) do not deserve anti-trust exemptions. I hope that tempers flare leading to irreconcilable differences and a gaggle of upstart leagues croping up. That would be awesome. And cheap.

Pretty Girl 02.01.11 - Denise Richards


Hugh's crew is pretty adept at covering the naughty bits while still revealing as much skin as possible.

Monday, January 31, 2011

I Wish...



Can't argue with Blake Lively and Jessica Alba. They seem a bundle of bedtime fun.

Mac Would Be Proud


I've got Bieber-Fever, bitches!