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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Suicide Squeeze - Bryce Harper ('92 Upper Deck)

Best Oscar Speech

and the trailer for the flick

Now to find the entire film.

Cheers.

Travis Buck is 4-for-5 with a homer over the first two spring games. Although, my gut reaction is "this dude sucks, why is he in camp," I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt until he stops hitting. With the injuries to Grady Sizemore and Trevor Crowe (right rotator cuff), either Buck or prospect Ezequiel Carrera (Russell Branyan trade) is likely to be the 4th outfielder come opening day.

Fausto Carmona has been named the Tribe's opening day starter. I'll be there and so will you.

Anthony Reyes, coming off of Tommy John surgery, has a sore right elbow. Although this is not uncommon, Reyes is shut down for the time being. Let's hope he stays that way.

Jared Goedert is 0-for-4 in the first two. I'm not worried yet. Also, he played 1B on Monday and will likely be the starter there if he lands in Cow Town.

Scheduled pitchers for tomorrow... today... 03.02: Carlos Carrasco (starting), Kelvin De La Cruz, David Huff, Doug Mathis, Zach McAllister and Chris Perez.

Pretty Girl 03.01.11 - Sophia Bush

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Now we take Jenna Bush's lack of inhibition and pump it into this one and then, then we have a party.

Monday, February 28, 2011

More Like DongHorns

Texas is simply the best of the best. They have so much skill, so much talent at every position, that they blow my mind. Unbelievable, baby! 6 losses? Meaningless, they're too good! They've got shooting. They've got rebounding. They've got youth and experience. Their ball handling is beyond reproach. Back-to-back stinkers? You're making my point for me. They're awesome! They are so freakin' good that the team has already been elected to the hall of fame. If they do not get a #1 seed, it will be crime against humanity! If they are not unanimously selected as the overall #1 then I'm sure that Hitler has made a deal with Judas to steal it from them. I become fully engorged watching them inbound the ball. My idea of heaven is being the guy that washes Jordan Hamilton's jock. If somehow their throne as basketball's kings is unjustly usurped, it will convince me absolutely that there is no god. In fact, if they are not given a 1st round bye in the tournament, we should take up in armed rebellion. We should tear down the hypocrisy that this country has become. Texas is the best. Nothing that happens, no number of "losses" by no amount of "points" can change that. Stop the madness and believe it.

I think oompa-loompas are sexy because their skin is Texas orange!