Pretty Girl 04.11.11 - Tina Fey

Proof that every girl that you know is not trying nearly hard enough to look smokin' hot.

While I Was Sminking

Don't know what that means?  If you know me, then please refer to a typical weekend.  Otherwise it's a thinly veiled Beatles reference.  Ob la di.

Yeah, 7 in a row.  I feel like I'm in a dream.  I actually sit down to watch the Tribe and I expect them to win.  The most pleasant and shocking part of it all is the starting pitching.  Each and every start during the streak has been of the quality variety.  This from a starting rotation that could very easily have included David Huff.  3 runs on 3 hits today from Josh Tomlin to extend his streak of 5+ inning starts to begin his career to 14.  I am very seriously thinking about picking up Justin Masterson in my fantasy league.  What the eff is going on?  They sandwich 1-0 and 2-1 victories around a 12 run explosion on Friday then hang onto an early lead for today's 6-4 victory.  Is Jack Hannahan (officially no more ugh) hitting the cover off of the ball?  Is Pronk's OPS 1.063?  Have none of our top 3 bullpen men given up a run yet?  We're through game 9 of 162, but damn it feels good to be gangsta.  And an Indians' fan.  Btw, the spellcheck here is all good with "gangsta" but is irked by "spellcheck."

I'll give you a deeper look at the Clippers' 4-game sweep at Indianapolis to begin the season sometime tomorrow.  Rest assured times are good.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 04.10.11 - Serinda Swan

I would break into jail for her.

Pretty Girl 04.09.11 - Marion Cotillard

She can haunt my subconscious any day.

It's Sorta Like "No Disrespect"

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I was already familiar with this phrase cuz I'm from the streets.

Un Be Lievable

If I didn't know better, I would swear this to be a pre-face plant shot.

Try Not To Cheat

This guy's pretty serious.

Answers to come soon.

Clip Joint

Your defending AAA National Champions got off to a nice start on Thursday, taking down the Indianapolis Indians 4-3.  David Huff started and went 6 shutout innings (3 H, 3 BB, 2 K) to grab the win, while Jensen Lewis pitched a clean 9th for the save (H, BB, K).  Both pitchers struggled to find the zone (Huff 84 pitches, 48 strikes, Lewis 20-11), yet both were able to work around trouble without allowing any scoring.  Jess Todd was not nearly as lucky.  The last bullpen arm cut from spring camp entered in the 7th and allowed all three Indy runs on 3 walks and triple.  Zach Putnam got the last out with the tying run dancing off of third.

Cord Phelps paced the Clips' offensive effort by falling a long ball short of the cycle and adding 2 walks.  Lonnie Chisenhall plated two with a 7th inning double to supplement RBI hits by Phelps in the 3rd and 5th.  The Chiz Kid was gunned down trying to stretch it into a triple, though you can't give him much grief for driving in what would end up being the game winning runs.  Luis Valbuena added a single, double and stolen base.

The Clippers again play at the Indians (weird) tomorrow.  The game begins @ 7:15p with Jeanmar Gomez expected to start.

Pretty Girl 04.08.11 - Sara Rue

Damn girl! Amazing what dropping 50 lbs can do. Sara motivates me to get sweaty. As so many of them always have.

The Greatest Idea Ever

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If I make 'em, do you want one?