"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Saturday, July 23, 2011

A Madman's Work

Those are corpses on the Norwegian island of Utoya after a gunman, also suspected in yesterday's bombing in downtown Oslo, shot and killed 84 people.  The attacker dressed as a policeman and beckoned those on the island retreat to come close to him before producing the first gun from a bag.  Eye witness statements indicate that several of the victims initially pretended to be dead, in attempt to survive, but that the gunman proceeded to shoot many victims a second time.  These secondary shots are said to have been to the head with a shotgun.  Norwegian authorities have a suspect in custody.  I have never seen a press photo of mass murder before.  Click the photo to see in full size.

I Knew It!



I have always described the series as David Blaine meets Lord of the Rings, but Copperfield works.

Club 27

I'm not going to say that Amy Winehouse belongs in the company of these guys, but she is dead.  And she was 27.  R.I.P. Amy, way to burn out and not fade away.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl Update! - Audrina Patridge


Where's the topless shot with the hat?

Clip Joint Is Ace-tastic

So what if Jeanmar Gomez cannot pitch at the big league level?  He is doing a damn fine job for the Clippers.  In becoming just the third AAA pitcher to register his 10th win this season, Gomez (10-3, 2.32) tossed seven innings of one run, six hit ball.  He walked two and struck out five, before giving way to Mitch Talbot after 96 pitches.  Talbot (0-1, 3.75) allowed two runs in two strangely similar (leadoff double, two groundouts to bring home each run) innings.  Mitch threw 17 of 25 pitches for strikes and registered five ground ball outs as he continued to acclimate to life in the bullpen.

At the dish, Nick Johnson has found new life.  After dipping down to .185, he homered yesterday and followed up with another long ball and a double today.  Add in a walk and Johnson (.214) scored three times.  Tim Fedroff and Cord Phelps also had two hits apiece in the Clippers 6-3 victory.  Beau Mills went 0-for-4 with a K in his AAA debut.

Zach McAllister takes the pill in game 2 against the Iron Pigs, tomorrow at 6:35p.

Other Minor Points of Interest --

Rob Bryson, the last piece of the CC Sabathia deal, continues to impress as he climbs the ladder.  Returning from yet another injury (ankle in the spring), Bryson has recently been moved up to AA Akron.  Tonight, in his second outing, he fanned 3 of the 4 he faced.  On the season, Rob (0-1, 1.33 overall) has a gaudy 12.4 K/9 average.  If the guy can stay healhty, he can function as either a nice trade piece or an MLB option in 2012.

21-year old outfielder Abner Abreu, ranked as a top-10 organizational prospect in 2009 following an .839 OPS season at Low-A, might have finally figured out how to hit Carolina League pitching.  Over his last 10, Abreu (.244) has 4 multi-hit games, 4 round trippers and 12 RBI.  Tonight, he homered, tripled and singled twice, as he drove home 5.  On the season he has 11 home runs and is 19/22 stealing bases, although he has fanned 225 times in 725 High-A AB's over the past two seasons.

The Mahoning Valley Scrappers beat the tar out of former St Ed's stud Stetson Allie, en route to a 10-3 win.  Allie faced 13 hitters and put 8 of them on base.  Of the 3 hits, 2 walks and 3 hit batsmen, four came around to score, as Stetson (5.95) chalked his first professional decision up as a loss.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 07.23.11 - Rebecca Mader


Sometimes you just need the right light... Stunning.

Friday, July 22, 2011

A Quest Called Tribe

Tonight, I am not pleased.  The only thing worse than losing is getting shut out.  Have I mentioned that I hate losing?  Hell, I hated losing in 1995 when they won 2.5x as many as they lost.  One stinking pitch.  It seems that way, but if your offense is not going to produce 3 runs you deserve to lose.  I am all in favor of the "future is now" philosophy, but our Indians are beginning to resemble a AAA club.

Oddly, I am not talking about Jason Kipnis, who, despite going hitless in his major league debut, showed me enough to make me believe he belongs here.  It began with a stellar defensive play up the middle during which he made a throw falling away from first that got to Matt LaPorta on one hop just in time.  I had heard that the limiting factor to his promotion was his defense.  Now, I have seen the kid make some errors down in Columbus, but he looked like a wizard tonight.  The most important piece is not the range (which is nice) or the arm (that we all knew was there), but rather the instincts and decision making that he displayed on the biggest stage of his life.  Better than his D was the ball he took off of his knee in the 8th inning.  With the Tribe in desperate need of baserunners against a pitcher (Gavin Floyd) who had dominated them all night, Kip moved not an inch as the ball came at him.  He took one for the team.  As the smattering of White Sox fans at the Prog threw their hands up in indignation, he trotted to first while holding back a sly grin.  This is an old school baseball play.  In an age where pitchers are not supposed to throw inside and batters are expected to dive out of the way, Kipnis disregarded the status quo... in his first major league game.  I applaud him for it.

So, if I am not railing against Kipnis, then who?  Although Lonnie Chisenhall can look over-matched at times, when he locks in, the ball rockets off of the bat.  He also fields the hot corner well, even if his throwing could use some work.  More than the youth, I am disgusted with the retread crap.  I might actually have to hire a marksman to take out Austin Kearns... and Chad Durbin... and Matt LaPorta.  A AAA roster is made up of four types of players: young talent (we have already covered that), former big leaguers struggling to hang on (Kearns, Durbin, Orlando Cabrera), failed prospects (big red light goes off over LaPorta and Fausto Carmona) and the irrelevant group of career minor leaguers.  How many players on the Indians 25-man are unequivocally big league players?  I will give you Rafael Perez, Asdrubal Cabrera, Travis Hafner, Joe Smith and, I guess, Chris Perez.  Outside of those five guys (three of them in the bullpen), the Tribe could very easily be an International League franchise.

That is enough.  I hate losing.

Fun Fact: Adam Dunn is 2-for-65 (.030) against left-handed pitching this season.

Here's to getting some men on base against Edwin Jackson tomorrow (1.43 WHIP).

Cheers.

What I Learned Today

 
 "I think it is becoming plainly obvious to pretty much everyone that terrestrial radio is an outdated medium for delivering music. Between mobile phones, iPods, satellite radio and services like Spotify, Pandora, Slacker, you just don’t need it much anymore.  This isn’t even to mention the new cloud services that Google, Apple and Amazon have out now." (WFNY)


The five man rotation is the Dodgers' fault.  It does not keep pitchers healthier.  And it sucks.


We know that Grady Sizemore is out 4-6 weeks after sports hernia surgery.  But, what is a sports hernia?  For a well articulated explanation, go here.  Otherwise, just understand that Grady has endured a tremendous amount of pain in the abdomen/groin region, including the... testicles.  Ouch.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl Update! - Kate Upton


Kate Upton Perfectly Timed Slow Motion - Watch more Funny Videos

Thank god for the man who invented super slo-mo.