Friday, September 16, 2011
MVotD - Nirvana - Something In the Way (Unplugged)
Songs By Which to Watch the World Burn, track #2.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Hello? McFly?
Nike auctioned 1500 pair of these bad boys off to benefit Parkinson's research. The lowest winning bid was $2,500. The highest? $10,200. For a pair of shoes. TG for the charity or I'd be ranting mad at this one. The commercial is kind of neat, both because KD can't act and Christopher Lloyd look the same as he did 25 years ago. I look forward to the power lacing of 2015. ;-j
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
The Great One
Dude, this is really Gretzky. And really hilarious. I can't do any of them, but I'm getting really close with the bees. ;-j
Cheers
Secrets Revealed
If you're unfamiliar with the "P.s. you vagina's in the sink joke" made famous by Family Guy...
A bride-to-be is stressing out over the fact that she’s not a virgin, but she’s told her future husband she is. She has no idea what to do and is talking to her friends about it, when one of the friends pipes up and says, “Here’s what you do — buy some liver, stick it up there, and everything will be nice and tight and your husband will never know.”
So, the bride-to-be follows the advice, and on the wedding night, the newlywed couple has crazy sex all over the place. On the kitchen counter, on the living room floor, all over the house. But when she wakes up in the morning, her new husband is gone, and all she finds is a note pinned to the pillow, which reads:
“Dearest, I’m sorry, but I’ve thought things over and I just don’t think things will work out between us. I had a wonderful time, but I’m sorry, I’ve thought about it, and we just weren’t meant to be. P.S. — Your vagina is in the sink.”
Ha.
A bride-to-be is stressing out over the fact that she’s not a virgin, but she’s told her future husband she is. She has no idea what to do and is talking to her friends about it, when one of the friends pipes up and says, “Here’s what you do — buy some liver, stick it up there, and everything will be nice and tight and your husband will never know.”
So, the bride-to-be follows the advice, and on the wedding night, the newlywed couple has crazy sex all over the place. On the kitchen counter, on the living room floor, all over the house. But when she wakes up in the morning, her new husband is gone, and all she finds is a note pinned to the pillow, which reads:
“Dearest, I’m sorry, but I’ve thought things over and I just don’t think things will work out between us. I had a wonderful time, but I’m sorry, I’ve thought about it, and we just weren’t meant to be. P.S. — Your vagina is in the sink.”
Ha.
Pretty Girl 09.14.11 - Sarah Wright
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