"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Pretty Girl 10.02.11 - Selena Gomez


Look at all of those near states of undress.  It's only a matter of time.  Now, dig the live action.



Saturday, October 1, 2011

Least Strange Thing Seen In Washington Square Park


I need to get me a puppet.

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Poppy Montgomery



Damn, this chick is a bundle of energy.  Poppy... Call me.

MVotD - Eminem - Till I Collapse



No official vid.  I do not think that those who listen to this will be throwing out sheckles for Real Steel.  Enjoy the pixels.

GO BUCKS!

Who Says Castro Didn't Play Ball?



If I were supreme dictator, I would credit myself with 23 perfect games ervry day.

Saturday Morning Cartoons




Oh, what a beautiful morning.  I'd caption them, but it's a real pain in the ass and if you don't know who they are then you won't enjoy them anyway.  Thanks to J Scott Campbell for the art.

Pretty Girl 10.01.11 - Valerie Azlynn


Not an athlete, but she played one on TV.  Also, she's pretty goddamn hot.  My fav of the bunch.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Oooh, Trivia!

With the 2011 Major League regular season at an end, all sorts of obscure occurrences have become official.  Let's take a gander:

Dodgers infielder Eugenio Velez finished the year 0-for-37.  37 at-bats.  0 hits.  That, my friends is a record.  Velez eclipse the late, great Hal Finney, who had held the mark for the 75 years since he failed in all 35 of his AB's for the 1935 Pirates.  Not only does Eugenio take home that record, but, as a lovely parting gift, he also set a new mark for futility over multiple seasons.  Velez is hitless over his past 46 trips to plate.  Another record, this one is still live.  Should an organization give him a shot in seasons to come, Eugenio has the rare opportunity to further perfect imperfection.  SB Nation's Grant Bisbee had this to say on Velez --


If you're not Giants or Dodgers fan, you might not have heard of him until just now, but he's amazing. He's fast, but he can't run the bases. He certainly can't bunt. You might think Steve Carlton holds the all-time record for pickoffs with 144. You'd be wrong. Velez has about 167 (rough estimate). He can't play second base or the outfield, which makes him like a Jack Cust but one who is routinely stuck at second base, or in the outfield. When Velez plays baseball, Hunter Pence stops to say, "My word, that Velez fellow is gangly and awkward."

Thought you had heard everything about the Red Sox perdition and the Rays glory?  How's about this one:

The odds that Rays would erase their September deficit, then overcome the Yankees 7 run 8th inning lead and that the Sox would blow their game against Baltimore?  1-in-278,000,000.  That is 1 in 278 million.  A little context:  According to the bookofodds.com, any of the members were more likely to get struck by lightning (1 in 835,000), win a Powerball drawing (1 in 195,000,000)  or die in a shark attack (1 in 250,800,000).




All of that still does not excuse this gaff by Boston Globe beat writer Dan Shaunessy --



Those self same Rays sent top pitching prospect Matt Moore (nice guy, nice outing) to the mound to start game 1 of their ALDS against Texas.  Moore had made 1 MLB start and would not have even been eligible for the post-season roster had Jeff Niemann not suffered an injury.  Both the single start and his 9.1 career innings pitched coming in are the lowest ever for a Game 1 SP.  7 IP, 0 R, 2 H, 2 BB, 6 K.  Not too shabby.

As always, more to come.

Cheers.

P.s.  Oops again Boston.  Good times never seemed so good.  So good.

Pretty Girl 09.30.11 - Kiira Korpi



They don't get more candid than the big shot of this figure skater.  Gorgeous.