"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

A New Lowe


The other guy is new pitching coach Scott Radinsky.  The news is nothing new.  The top four rotation spots are taken by (in order) Justin Masterson, Ubaldo Jimenez, Josh Tomlin and Lowe.  The guys fighting for the fifth spot are Kevin Slowey, Jeanmar Gomez, David Huff, Zach McAllister and Scott Barnes.

Also, Carlos Santana will see time at DH as the team sees Casey Kotchman as an every day guy.  This means more ABs for Lou Marson and fewer for Travis Hafner.

But we knew all of this already.  Right?

Cheers.

New Suits Suit Yu




Aj Burnett & Erik Bedard of the Pirates.  Hiroki Kuroda of the Yankees.  Jamie Moyer of the Rockies.  And international sensation Yu Darvish of the Rangers.

Pretty Girl 02.21.12 - Drea de Matteo




As SeƱor Guadalupe Ramirez might say...  Too sexy!!  Too sexy!!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Just In From the Desert



Ahh, the first signs of spring...

Every Day We're Shuff-Lin

Jonathan Papelbon

Albert Pujols

Jim Thome

Prince Fielder
Mat Latos

Hey, wait, there's nothing about Jeremy Lin on this page!  What's the deal?

MVotD - Foreigner - I Wanna Know What Love Is (Acoustic)



Somebody wanna tell me why I woke up today singing this song?

FireWater Burn



If you don't have 8 minutes, at least watch the first 30 seconds to check out how cool this is.

Tribe Prospect Countdown: #1 SS Francisco Lindor

5'11", 175 lbs, 18 in 2012
Bats: Switch; Throws: Right

2011 Stats (SS-A Mahoning Valley): .316, 2 RBI, 1/1 SB, .666 OPS, 5.00 K/BB

While my "peers" and I might disagree on a great number of these prospects, there is one thing that we have a solid quorum on: the man at the top.  Unbelievably, what the so-called "experts" cannot agree on is in which areas Francisco excels.  I have read that everything from his defense at short to his power to his projection as a leadoff man separating him from the herd.  As opposed to echoing any of those sentiments, I am going off on my own.  Many have heard that the ceiling of 2010 first rounder Manny Machado is Alex Rodriguez production.  Here's my thought (because I think in old school SAT analogies) Machado:A-Rod::Lindor:Miguel Tejada.  Frisco (that's what I'm going to call him, props if you can dig out the reference) certainly has a lot of time ahead of him to make his mark and define his identity, but I project him to be a 20ish home run guy with 40 doubles and a .320 average.  Calm down.  That, again, is the ceiling.  With #2 man Tony Wolters sliding to second base and Jason Kipnis to DH, it falls to Lindor to fill what will become a gaping hole at short after Asdrubal Cabrera prices himself out of our mid-market hell.  Frisco sports soft hands and great footwork to compliment a slightly better than average arm.  Most scouts foresee him as a defensive upgrade over AzCab.  So, we have three quarters of the future infield (Lindor, Tony Wolters, Jesus Aguilar) in the top 8 and when you add Lonnie Chisenhall at third base, 2015 looks awfully bright.  Expect Lindor to play a full season at Single-A.  He will begin at Low-A Lake County with a merit promotion to Carolina a distinct possibility.

Up Next:  Up next?  Pitchers and catchers report today, bitches!

Pretty Girl 02.20.12 - Nastassja Kinski


She was Roman Polanski's "girlfriend" when he was 47 and she was 15.  Did I mention Roman is a wanted man?

Sunday, February 19, 2012