"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Just In From the Desert

The Indians lost a hard fought contest to Angels as Ubaldo Jimenez (2 IP, 2 H, 2 ER, 2 BB, 0-2, 9.00) and Josh Tomlin (3 IP, 6 H, 4 ER, 7.20) both got knocked around.

Hot CornerLonnie Chisenhall (.429) started, batted twice, struck out, walked, and scored a run.

#5Jeanmar Gomez took the baton down the stretch and continued his scoreless streak with clean innings (2 H, 2 BB, K) in the 7th and 8th.  I'm allowed to root for whomever I want and I'm pulling for Jeanmar.

Left Of CenterShelley Duncan (.300) was your left fielder today.  He did nothing, going 0-for-3.   Felix Pie (.125) came off the bench in center and went 0-for-2.  It's important to remember that if Pie earns the starting spot or a bench role, it will be because of his defense and he will play primarily center.  His career rTot/yr (runs saved per season) in center is +18.  That's better than Kenny Lofton, Paul Blair, Willie Mays or anyone else you can name.  To put it in plain English, he's a Gold Glove caliber center fielder.  In left field, the number is a sub-par -3.  That means he costs the team runs when he plays left.  You know who doesn't cost the team runs in left?  Shelley Duncan, who sports a career rTot/yr of +2 in left.  I keep reading that the Indians want an offense/defense mix from the left fielder and other options like Aaron Cunningham (career 0 rTot/yr) & Ryan Spilborghs (-10!) offer more production in the field.  Bullshit.  I'll give you Fred Lewis (+8) for defense, but there's no way that his D offsets the discrepancy with the bat between him and Duncan.  The next time you read something that an "Indians insider" tells you, check out the numbers before you believe it.  And if you're one of those people who thinks the eye test is a better gauge of fielding, remember how well Matt LaPorta hits the ball in batting practice.

Somewhere Out There:  Cunningham (.375) got the start in right.  He singled and scored a run, but is still without an extra base hit.  Both Spilborghs (.000, twice) and Chad Huffman (.000, once) struck out in their only plate appearances.  Ezequiel Carrera (.333) led off in center and, after fanning his first two times, brought home a pair with a 5th inning single.  Russ Canzler (.300) went 1-for-4 with a run scored, but struck out to end the game with the tying run on second base.

Bench Me:  I'll say it again, I've got a feeling about former all-star Jose Lopez (.667).  JoLo came in half way through to relieve Chisnehall at third.  He proceeded to launch a 2-run dong in the 6th.  He has certainly vaulted himself into consideration should Jack Hannahan win the third base job (otherwise, it's said that Jack will be a "utility infielder."  Don't ask me).

Mightier Than the Sword:  Uhh, like none of these dudes pitched today.  Although I was told that Hector Ambriz is not in competition for a bullpen role, I do not believe it (see left field defense).

Check in with Tribe again tomorrow @ 3:05p when they travel to Maryvale to battle the Brew Crew.

Pretty Girl 03.08.12 - Amber Tamblyn


The fact that she's engaged to David Cross gives us all hope of snagging a dime piece.

Royals Blues (Or "Are You Sayin' Superman Can't Hit A Curveball?"

Well, KC may have 5 top 100 prospects, plus Eric Hosmer, Mike Moustakas, Alex Gordon, etc, but they do not have Kal-El at AA.  So.... it's gonna be worse than this.

Cheers.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Just In From the Desert


Yeah, the bats finally woke up.  The Tribe pounded 7 extra base hits, including 3 home runs in the first three innings, as they throttled the D-Bags 10-2.

Hot Corner: Jack Hannahan (.400) took advantage of the start, smashing a third inning grand slam off of Arizona phenom Tyler Skaggs to break the game wide open.  It was no cheapie, either.  Lonnie Chisenhall (.500) followed with a 1-for-2 effort.  This is just me, but I have to believe that if Captain Jack hits, he's going to be the man on Opening Day.

#5David Huff (3.60) blinked first, allowing two earned as he stretched himself out over 3 innings.  Huff surrendered two hits and a walk while striking out 3.  Still, it was a solid outing, as the fifth starter quintet continues to do nothing but impress.

Left Of Center:  Although Felix Pie (.167) entered late, he took full advantage.  Pie showed off his speed in legging out an 8th inning triple and coming home on a wild pitch.  New day, same crappy Matt LaPorta (.000), who whiffed in his only AB and is still hunting for his first spring hit.

Somewhere Out ThereFreddy Lewis (.200) got the start in left field and played well as the Indians piled up early runs.  Lewis was 1-for-3 with a walk and a run scored.  Trevor Crowe (.000) patrolled left after Lewis called it a day, going 0-for-1.  Is he really a consideration for this spot?  Certainly not unless he hits.

Bench Me:  Not much.  Cord Phelps (.000) is the Crowe of this category, hundred to one odds.  Phelps walked in his only trip.

Mightier Than the SwordFrank Herrmann (12.00) rebounded from an atrocious debut with two excellent innings (H, BB, 3 K) to close the game.  Hector Ambriz (0.00) did him one better with two perfect innings and three punchouts.  Ambriz might be a darkhorse for the last bullpen spot, but do not count him out.

The Tribe return to Goodyear on Thursday with a 3:05p tilt against the Halos.

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Kate Upton



Have you ever watched something so intently that, when you snapped back to reality, both your eyes and mouth were dry?  If not, try this on for size.

A League Of Possibilities

Where's the pic in a Browns' uni?

A quote from SBNation.com debating the probability of Peyton coming to the North Coast -

"Cleveland

Pros: Probably 35. Maybe 40. Unfortunately, NFL rosters should have 53.

Cons: This is the
other team in Ohio. But looking at the Browns' roster, maybe they could use 13 to go with those 40 pros."

In case you cannot read between the double entendre, the creamy center of this particular truffle is that the idea of Manning landing on the lakefront is a joke.

Ahh, the joy of being a Cleveland sports fan.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 03.07.12 - Stephanie Fantauzzi


If you watch Shameless, then I don't need to tell you anything about this one.  If only all of are chickadees dressed like Stefiania.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Just In From the Desert

A win, a very palpable win!  The Tribe notched their first victory of the spring, 3-2 over the Royals.

Hot Corner:  Neither contender saw action today.

#5Kevin Slowey started and scattered 4 hits over 2 innings.  Scottie Barnes pitched clean ball over the 6th and 7th innings (2 H, BB, K).  So, to sum up, all five of the candidates have thrown a pair of scoreless frames in his first spring appearance.  Love it.

Left Of Center:  Two words: Shelley Duncan.  Kid is just mashing.  Duncan (.429) crushed his second mammoth homerun of the spring and leads all of baseball with 6 ribs.  He is way out in front on this one.  Matt LaPorta (.000, 0-1) has looked flat out awful, including an 0-4, 2 K performance in yesterday's "B" game.  Felix Pie played, but did not bat.

Out ThereAaron Cunningham (.333) singled in three trips, as did Ezequiel Carrera (.333), but Zeke added a stolen base and a run scored.  Russ Canzler's flirtation with perfection ended as he came back to earth with an 0-for-3 effort.  He's still hitting .400.  Ryan Spilborghs (.000, 0-3, K) has fallen to the back of the pack.

Bench MeCristian Guzman (.250) was 0-for-2 with walk, but did shown some versatility by sliding to second base during the middle innings.  Jose Lopez (.750) continued to impress with a hit and a run scored, plus a bit of time at the hot corner.

Mightier Than the SwordChris Ray (9.00) allowed KC's only two runs on a moonshot from the kid batting 9th.  Who the F is Irving FaluJeremy Accardo, on the other hand, notched his second scoreless inning (H, K) and is looking like the cream of the crop thus far.  Nick Hagadone (0.00) also recorded a clean inning and, most importantly, has yet to issue a walk this spring.

The Wahoos get right back at it tomorrow at 3:05p, taking on the Angels in a game that will be carried on the MLB Network.

Pretty Girl Update! - Erin Andrews

How in the name of all that is holy have I never before seen this picture?  Holla!

Pretty Girl 03.06.12 - Charlize Theron



I hope some emotionally broken chick who looks like Charlize comes back to my home town ready party on and stir the pot.