Pretty Girl 06.13.12 - Emily Ratajkowski

This chick used to be on iCarly.  These days, besides taking her clothes off, ... Um... Yeah, don't care.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 06.02.12 - Natalina Maggio

Her roles have included: Night Club Dancer, Hot Club Dancer, Young Debutant, Beautiful Woman, Hot Girl (3 times), Bikini Girl (twice), Venice Bikini Girl, Bar Girl, Beautiful Bar Girl, Attractive Waitress, Persian Porn Star, Stripper #2, Dirty Angel, Greek Goddess and... Kim.

Pretty Girl 06.01.12 - Julianne Hough

Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.  I think I just assumed that I had posted her and started giving updates.  Anyway, here's a mega post, because I'd probably watch her eat live puppies if that was the game.

Pretty Girl 05.31.12 - Courtney Henggeler

I've always said that there was nothing good about The Big Bang Theory.  Guess I was wrong.  Missy Cooper!

MVotD - Semisonic - Closing Time

It's always closing time somewhere... ;-j

If only I knew who I wanted to take me home...

Pretty Girl Update! - Lindsay Lohan

I much prefer this whore over, say, Paris Hilton.  All other whores should take note.

Pretty Girl 05.29.12 - Ann Lux

When you're the sort of guy blessed with the talent to be a Major League third baseman (Will Middlebrooks), this is the childhood sweetheart that you eventually marry.  Cue the fairytale ending.

Pretty Girl 05.28.12 - Jaimie Alexander

Yes, I did just watch Thor, but I she looks better during his guest spot on Always Sunny.  Still, I'll go a round with the goddess of war.  Nice.

Pretty Girl 05.27.12 - Irina Shayk

Another former SI cover girl.  I do believe she's a Communist.  ;-j

Pretty Girl 05.15.12 - Sabina Gadecki

Now this one is more-whore than hot enough to be a poker ho!  I'm all in!