"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Back to reality

Poor-ous defense.  The rooks look like rooks, the pass rush is as inept as ever (hmmm, way to solve that one in the offseason, Mike), and it seems as if there is never anyone in the middle of the field.  Granted, Aaron Rodgers is one hell of a QB, but that was just too easy.

Okay, maybe that.

What's the sco... How did we... Wait, are these really the Browns?

Big plays by Rubin and Sheldon Brown.  And I dig Wallace's escapability.  But, did he really go to Robiskie thrice?

Could we ask for anything more?

11 plays, 80 yards, 5:56... touchdown.

Delhomme sharp, 5/6.  3 grabs for Massaquoi.  Harrison the score on 1st and goal from the 4.

Best Browns drive I've seen in awhile.

Pretty Girl 08.14.10 - Danneel Harris

You expected me to pick just one?  Lay back and enjoy.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Manny the Devil?

Big rumors on ManRam via Peter Gammons indicating that the slugger will be placed on waiver following reinstatement from the disabled list.  Heavy interest will come from the Rays, putting Boston in the unenviable position of placing a waiver claim on the former Red Sock(?) just to keep him out of Tampa's lineup.  Gammons' described Manny calling the Tropicana Dome home for the stretch run to be Boston's "worst nightmare."  Worse than Manny returning to doggin' it for boos at Fenway?  Then make the claim, Theo.  Do it.

Whistle Stops

Jose Guillen to the Giants.

Shawn Merriman signs his tender and will report to Chargers camp.

There's a sea of fog in Wisconsin for the PGA Championship.  Plenty of rounds delayed.  Tiger scheduled to tee @ 6:45p.  Do not expect Woods or the field to finish Round 2 today.

Julian Edelman puts on a show for the Pats (6 grabs, 90 yds, and a dazzling punt return), as New England beats the Saints 27-24.

Phantastic Phillies comeback phuelled by Ben Francisco beating Casey Blake 5-hole.

Pretty Girl 08.13.10 - Lyndsy Fonseca

I for one would definitely f**k her brains out if I got the chance.  It's a quote, kids.  Look it up.
Carlos Carrasco tonight in Syracuse: 6IP, 3H, 1ER, 8K, but the Clips lose in 13 to the Chiefs.  The series against Louisville becomes all important for 1st place.  I almost typed it with a straight face.  In all seriousness, Carrasco appears healthy and pitching well.  He should get the next available start for the Tribe.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Whistle Stops

Chipper Jones tears his ACL - out for the year.

Lyle Overbay clears waivers.

Nick Hagadone's move to the bullpen is permanent.  I could have sworn that I told you that already.

Bryce Harper's college coach expects a deal to get done with the Nats by the Monday deadline.  Also, Bryce has added 17 lbs of muscle since the draft.

K-Rod suspended 2 days by the Mess after being charged with 3rd degree assault at Citi Field.  The vic?  His father in law.  Wicked.  I bet dude said Frankie doesn't make enough $$$.

Pretty Girl 08.12.10 - Kaley Cuoco

I'm cuckoo for Cuoco puffs.  No, really, she's hot.