Cliff Lee Proven Human; Weekly World News Issues Retraction

56 years ago the Indians lost the World Series to the New York Giants, Willie Mays, Dusty Rhodes & all that jive.  Tonight the G-Men celebrate their 1st world championship since that October 2nd, a day when gas cost 21 cents a gallon.  Many facts diverged from the speculation that led most pundits to pick the Rangers in 5 or 6 games.  I, myself, was heard to respond to questions of my guess with "I dunno, but it's tough to be beat Cliff Lee."  Not, apparently, for San Fran.  I'll give Cliff game 1, everyone has a bad day, but tonight, a night that could have made his legend, he gave up a 3-run bomb to Edgar Renteria.  A no doubter.  And while the inescapable image of this game will likely be Cody Ross jumping around like a small child as he scored ahead of Renteria, the message is one tried and true, that's why they play the game.  To the many that were ready to deify Cliff Lee, just watch the Giants celebrate and understand that there are, sad to say, no more Sandy Koufaxes.  This year belonged to a rookie catcher, a freak starter, a scrap heap line-up and the most vibrantly insane closer we shall ever see.  Congrats San Francisco, anyone is better than the Yankees.  Cheers.

The Next Big Thing

The naming of pre-season All-Americans began prior to the 1986-87 NCAA basketball season.  Never had a freshman been named to the team... until now.  Meet the first: North Carolina forward Harrison Barnes, 6'7", 215 lbs from Ames, Iowa.  I'll be watching.  Check him out below.

BCS Madness

According to ESPN, if the season ended today, #11 OSU would play #6 Alabama in the Sugar Bowl, #9 Wisconsin would play #3 TCU in the Rose Bowl and #4 Boise State would not make it to a BCS game, but currently unranked Big East leader Pittsburgh would.  Why even compute the rankings?

Randy Moss Waived By Vikings

Here's the press conference that led to the move...




Wouldn't it be sweet if the Browns claimed him?

Pretty Girl 11.01.10 - Sarah Hyland

It's not classic 90210 style, but trust me, she's of age.  Love it.

Pretty Girl(s) 10.31.10 - Halloween Scream Queens

Danielle Harris - Halloween

Elise & Electra Avellan - Grindhouse

Katie Cassidy - A Nightmare on Elm Street

Lizzie Caplan - True Blood

Deborah Ann Woll - True Blood

Trick or Treat.  ;-j

For Your Reference

So, y'know Chirstina Hendricks (she's on Mad Men).  I find her... um... endowment frightening.

It seems as if each... um... gazonga is bigger than her head!  So... curious, I googled her bra size.  Unofficially (who certifies bra sizes?  I want that job.)  Turns out, blah blah, likes carrying an extra 15 pounds, blah blah, doesn't buy into the heroin-chic culture of Hollywood, blah blah...  Her bra size is 38-DDD!  Not a typo.  Now, outside of niche... um... entertainers, I'd never heard of such a thing.  I was not aware that nature produced such excess.  Long story short (too late), this is how one computes a bra size.

So you measure at the indicated places (that's the fun part), take the under bust measure (the smaller of the two numbers, god willing) and refer to the chart below

	XXS	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Under bust measure (cm)	58-62	63-67	68-72	73-77	78-82	83-87	88-92	93-97	98-102	103-107
Band Size	28	30	32	34	36	38	40	42	44	46

Then find the difference between the bust measure and the under bust measure and dig the chart below

Bust/band difference and cup size

inches	cm	US cup size
< 1	0 to 2	AA
1	2 to 4	A
2	4 to 6	B
3	6 to 8	C
4	8 to 10	D
5	10 to 12	DD
6	12 to 14	F or DDD
7	14 to 16	G or DDDD
8	16 to 18	H
9	18 to 20	I
10	20 to 22	J
11	22 to 24	K
12	24 to 26	L
13	26 to 28	M
14	28 to 30	N

Therefore, our model above is a 32-DDDD, indicating that she would be unable to walk.  Great pictogram, Wikipedia.  Ah well, now we know.  And knowing is half the battle.  Cheers.

Pretty Girl 10.30.10 - Scarlett Johansson

Our magical mystery tour concludes with this voluptuous vixen, who co-starred in The Other Boleyn Girl with Natalie P.  Look forward to scaretastic ladies on the morrow.

Stranger Than Fiction

Bad Mojo.

True Calling?

Mike Brown has found a new role: middle school assistant football coach.  Yessir!  I believe it to be exactly the level at which the former Cavs coach can excel.  Says Brown, “I’m a glorified equipment guy who gets to chest bump and high-five the players.  The kids still call me coach.”  Even better!  Props to Westlake Lee Burneson Middle School for not giving Mike to much responsibility.  We all know how that leads to horrific failure.  Although I'm beginning to think LePrincess:Jordan::Anti-Christ:Jesus.  That is, LeGump makes the players around him worse just as His Airness magnified his teammates' talents.  And, yes, I do think in SAT analogies.  Cheers.