"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Just In From the Desert

Yes, other things of note happened during the Indians/D-Bags game today, but let's talk about Travis Buck.  Kid went 2-for-3 with 2 bombs, he scored three and drove in three.  He's hitting .435.  Seriously, if the Tribe leaves this guy off of the opening day roster, it will be a travesty.  The word today is that there are only three bullpen spots up for grabs, indicating that Acta will only carry seven relievers.  This, in turn, means that there are four bench spots to fill.  Let's do the math: one backup catcher + one utility infielder + one utility outfielder + ... somebody else = 4.  To make a long story short (too late), Buck is in and I, for one, expect him to challenge Austin Kearns (.273, homered today) for that left field spot.

Josh Tomlin (1.13 ERA) hasn't pitched in a major league game in a while (Monday's rainout didn't help), yet he has continued to impress.  On Tuesday, he pitched five innings against minor leaguers and retired all 15 he faced on 53 pitches.  Tomlin was so efficient that he had to throw 20 in the bullpen afterward to get his work in.  I am now officially starting the "Josh Tomlin for #4 starter" campaign.  Let's go.

Who's Got Third?:  With Jason Donald ticketed to the DL the Indians will have an irrelevant decision to make about the opening day third baseman.  For the purposes of guessing at the roster, we're going to label Jack Hannahan (ugh, .350) as the starter.  The Tribe's 3B defense was abominable last season and Hannahan is better than average in the field.  Still, I wouldn't give the man the time of day, let alone a spot on my 25 man roster.  Anyway, he's going to make it, no matter how much I dislike it (a lot).

Utility Infield Battle: So, Jayson Nix got a hit today to raise his average to .148.  Also, I play third better than he does.  He loses.  Adam Everett (.355) is dinged up and can't play third either.  Despite the fact that Cord Phelps remains in major league camp and has raised his average above Mendoza, he is, from what I hear, not a realistic option.  The only logical choice here is Luis Valbuena (.211).  Louie has had his ups and downs over the past two season and this is might be his last best chance (what does that mean?).  He will get it, if on no other basis than the process of elimination.

Lucky 13:  Then who do the Indians carry as the last man on the bench?  In my mind, this is a guy who brings some pop to the table.  This is not Everett.  Nix, Shelley Duncan (.303) and Chad Huffman (.355) all qualify.  None of them is a true MLB player, but Duncan brought a degree of leadership to a distressed locker room last season and that intagible sets him above the others.  He's got my vote right now.

Bullpen Men:  Jess Todd (1.35), Vinnie Pestano (1.35) and Frank Herrmann (2.08) each threw a shutout inning today, following a solid 6 from Fausto Carmona (4 W, 4.50).  With Jensen Lewis' demotion and Joe Smith's injury, I feel that Pestano and Herrmann are in.  That leaves Todd in stiff competition with Justin Germano (0.00) (and to a much lesser extent, Doug Mathis) for the last seat in the pen.  Todd was acquired in the Mark DeRosa trade with high expectations and has always thrown well at AAA.  Although he has stuggled at the major league level, it would be nice to see him get a bit of a longer look.  Do it.

Carlos Carrasco starts on 03.23.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 03.23.11 - Gillian Anderson


"I want to believe" that she still looks this good.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Just In From the Desert

Jensen Lewis has cleared waivers and has been outrighted to Columbus.  Jensen is not pleased and will not comment on the matter.  Personally, with some of the bullpens across the league (cough... cough... Mariners, Hi Wedgie!), I'm shocked.  I am glad that Lewis stays in the Indians system, but the outright is a bit of a death knell for his opportunity with the team.

Many of the pitchers scheduled for yesterday's rainout will pitch in a minor league game today.  Here are your actual scheduled for 4:10 tilt against the D-Bags: Fausto Carmona (starter), Scott Barnes, Vinnie Pestano, David Huff and Jess Todd.

Also, remember that Grady Sizemore will make his debut in the outfield today.  10 days 'til the opener.

Cheers.

Irish Weekend Part 6: One More For the Road


I'm quite glad that all of my St Pat's beer was black as death.  I think that I'm caught up now, boys. ;-j  Cheers.

Suicide Squeeze - Russell Branyan ('92 Upper Deck)

New Reference - MLB Contract

Take a look here for a pdf of the MLB Uniform Player's Contract.  From here on out I'll give y'all a shout when I add something to the sidebar.  ;-j

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 03.22.11 - Alana De La Garza


Hot as hell, not shy and from Columbus, where are the rest of them?  Btw, you know her from Law and Order.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Irish Weekend Part 5: Smaller Dances

Bad news first, Cleveland State lost.  A season so filled with promise had ended.  Norris Cole has hung up the green and white.  And nobody noticed.  Although Cole closed out his Vikings career with 18 points and 7 assists, he shot just 6-of-22 from the floor... and missed all of his three point tries.  CSU as a team was a shocking 1-for-25, the worst performance in school history.  Aaron Pogue added 13 points and 14 boards, but the team simply couldn't overcome the historical inaccuracy from beyond the arc, going a full 8 second half minutes without scoring.  Cole is NBA bound and with good reason.  The 6'2" guard led Cleveland St in points (21.7), assists (5.3), rebounds (5.8), steals (2.2), free throw % (85.3) while playing nearly 36 minutes a game.  The next 6 down on the depth chart return next season for coach Gary Waters, who also adds medical redshirt D'Aundrey Brown and four star recruit Anton Grady.  There is no need for doom and gloom among Vikings fans, but it would have been nice to celebrate something in a year that produced 27 wins.  Oh yeah, they lost 64-56 at home, to the College of Charleston, on Saturday.

My Ohio Bobcats remain alive in the CollegeInsider.com tournament!  Nothing to get excited about, they haven't played since their opening round win over Marshall last Tuesday.  The 'Cats quarterfinal game is Tuesday at 7pm.  OU will travel to Johnson City, TN to face the East Tennessee State Buccaneers.  If you're an Ohio U junkie like me, take advantage of a unique opportunity to watch them live online.

Also, I would be remiss if I did not give at least a quick shout out to the Kent State Golden Flashes (coached by OU alum Geno Ford), who have piled up 25 wins this season and advanced to the NIT quarterfinals.  In crisscrossing the country from Ohio to northern California to Connecticut's Gold Coast, the Flashes defeated St. Mary's 71-70 and Fairfield 72-68.  Tomorrow they head to Boulder to take on the Buffaloes of Colorado at 9pm.  The game will be carried live on ESPN and ESPN3.com.

Irish Weekend Part 4: Amateur Photography

Max zoom on center court

And Villanova seemed so happy before the game started

That says George Mason

Droppin' 30 footers like rain

The present and the future

And UTSA cheerleaders too!

Try to figure this one out

Shoot, shoot, shoot around!






Dear Santa, need image stabilization

The time sync is unbelievable

The scarlet sea

O-H...

...I-O!

Irish Weekend Part 3: Pretty Girl In Absentia - Kathleen Robertson


In honor of "forgetting" to post Saturday's GotD, here's the foxiest chick that we've all forgotten about.