"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Friday, June 10, 2011

It's A Freakin' Social Phenomenon



I smell a tour coming...

Minor Points Of Interest

Kinston
Drew Pomeranz earned his second pro win and showed no lingering signs of injury during a five inning start on the 6th.  Pom (2-1, 1.85) was erratic, walking four, but allowed just two hits and one run as he fanned five.  Barring any further injury setbacks, expect Drew in Akron no later than July.  Oh, by the way, his OBA is .185.

Giovanni Soto got knocked around but good in a June 5th loss that evened his record at 4-4.  Soto (3.02), who has sandwiched two stinkers around a six shutout, 10 K performance, allowed five earned on nine hits over five innings.  Soto just turned 20 in May.  You have got time, kid.

Lake County


LeVon Washington (.221) cracked his first professional home run on Wednesday, a two-run shot.  Although Washington is just 3-for-his-last-15, he has drawn six walks and stolen a base over those five games.  That on-base percentage rounds out to .429, exactly what you want from your leadoff man.

Alex Lavisky continues a growing pained first season that has seen him strike out 61 times in 170 at-bats.  Alex (.206) does have seven long balls to his credit and has hit safely in a modest three in a row.

Steven Wright produced the first truly awful start since his conversion to the knuckleballer.  Against Wisconsin on the 8th, Wright (1-2, 3.13) lasted just 3.1 innings in surrendering eight earned (11 total) on 12 hits.  That is the caveat of the knuckler; if you take the hill and it is flat, you are just throwing BP.

Rob Bryson, the lost arm from the CC Sabathia trade, has finally been activated, after missing the first two months with a broken foot.  Bryson has pitched twice, striking out four and giving up just one hit over two strong innings.  He made it as far as Akron in 2010 (13.5 K/9 overall) and should move quickly back up as soon as his stamina is proven.

With a name like Goodnight, he has to be good.  And so Michael was in hurling six shutout on Tuesday.  He allowed three hits and one walk, while whiffing four and inducing 11 ground ball outs.  Since a bum start on May 8, Goodnight (5-3, 2.14) is 3-0 with a 0.91 ERA and a .162 OBA.  I shall always be rooting for this kid to make it to the North Coast.

Since topping out at .358, local product Anthony Gallas (Strongsville, Kent St) has been mired in a 1-for-20 slump.  His average (.327) and OPS (.944) are still exceptional, but Gallas needs to stay strong mentally to avoid prolonging the downward skid.

TNT

Friend of the blog and all-around stand up dude, Tyler Tufts had a streak of six consecutive scoreless appearances ended last night.  Ty allowed a run on two hits over two frames and K'ed 3.  The most phenomenal number about Tyler is 30-2 K-to-BB ratio overall in 2011 and, following some near unhitability (he fanned all five he faced in over two early week games), he has raised his K/9 to a hearty 10.00 and dropped his WHIP to a glistening 0.96.  Ty seems to be completely integrated into AA ball, which means the next level is only a matter of time.  All the best, kid.

Cheers.

P.s. The Mahoning Valley Scrappers (or Crappers as they call them in Y-town) open their season next Friday, the 17th.

Pretty Girl 06.05.11 (Retroactive Replacement) - Diora Baird


So a thing happened... red tape... administrative oversight... and junk.  So... more boobies!

Clip Joint Offer Business Man's Special

And, boy, oh boy, was it fun to watch.

While I could not get down to Huntington Park this afternoon (I hope to be there tomorrow night), STO did show the game in prime time on tape delay.  It was my first opportunity to see Scott Barnes pitch from a quality angle (nice job with the cameras guys!).

Scottie looked crisp in tossing seven shutout innings.  He allowed three hits and struck out 8.  The key was that he walked only two.  The most striking aspect of the performance was simply watching 6'4" Barnes (4-1, 4.21) throw the ball.  If you have not had the opportunity, let me tell you, it is a sight to behold.



The video does not even do him justice.  Imagine the same motion, except caricaturishly exaggerated. The arms and legs skit-skat and be-bop even more when the man throws a breaking ball.  This, of course, translates into some control issues (4.38 BB/9 @ AAA), but he has pitched very well recently.  Over his last four starts he is 2-0 with a 1.99 ERA.  This is another quality arm that we will see on the lake no later than 2012.

The bats were on hand as well.  Jared Goedert (.233) went yard and drove home three.  Jason Kipnis (.284), who seems to flourish in the leadoff spot, knocked three hits, including his sixth home run.  Still, all eyes were on the hottest hitter in baseball, Luis Valbuena.  Luis (.319) singled, doubled and scored as he extended his hit streak to 19.  Although he is hitting almost .450 during the run, Valbuena has been truly en fuego over his last four.  Batting a scorching .600 (9-for-15), he has delivered three doubles, a homer and driven in six.  His OPS has been [cough] 1.600.  And we still think that we need Adam Everett

Jensen Lewis, who pitched the 9th and surrendered the only run in a 7-1 win, may have his days numbered in the Tribe organization.  After a truly horrific spring, he still began the season as the Clippers' primary closer.  That experiment was short lived as Lewis proved wholly unreliable.  On the season his OBA stands at .349 with lefties clipping him at .404.  His WHIP is a disgusting 2.04 (how is that even possible?) when the league average is at around 1.40.  To top it all off, Jensen has saved his worst for the last two weeks.  Over four appearances, he is 0-1 with a 12.27 ERA and an even .500 (10-for-20) OBA.  As the younger pitching continues to develop it seems as if Jensen Lewis will soon be another casualty of mediocrity.

The Clips close out with Rochester tomorrow at 7:05p with stud Zach McAllister toeing the rubber.  See ya there. ;-j

Other Minor Points of Interest --

It has been awhile, so bear with me.  I am going to break it down by affiliate and hopefully deliver the prospect updates that you surely look to me for religiously.

Akron

We'll begin with Beau Mills.  The man has been on a gosh darn tear over the past week, hitting .429 (12-for-28) with a pair of dingers and five knocked in his last seven games.  Mills (.293) has driven in 17 in 23 games since returning from injury and may be re-emerging as an actual prospect.  Oh yeah, his OPS since June 2 is 1.214.

Chun Chen, too, has been stroking.  Chen (.292) is at .370 over his past seven with 3 doubles, 2 bombs and 7 RBI.  He is precisely where the Indians want him to be and a 54-13 K-to-BB ration is easy to excuse when accompanied by a .335 OBP.

Nick Weglarz has seen his first action of 2011, coming back from a knee injury, by mashing 3-for-10 with a pair of doubles, 2 RBI and 4 walks in three games for the Aeros.  The organization is expected to to play it safe, but his right-handed power, sorely needed at the Jake, may force a change in plans.

Kelvin De La Cruz, who I believe has been on the 40-man since he was 5 months old, continued a roller coaster season with a 3 inning, 3 run, 5 walk effort on the 2nd,  and then six innings of one hit shutout ball yesterday.  Here is how the numbers for Kelvin (4-3, 3.42) can be confusing.  Good - .199 OBA.  Bad - 4.94 IP per start.  Good - 10.90 K/9.  Bad - 6.51 BB/9.  Good - .093 OBA vs. LHB.  Bad - 0.56 GO/AO.  Go figure.  The big lefty turns 23 in August, so it is high time for him to get his act together.

Joe Gardner (3-5, 4.47) has been rocked in each of his past two starts, losing both and posting 9.82 ERA.  He has pitched a combined 7.1 innings allowing 15 hits and five walks, while striking out only 2.  Math time - WHIP: 2.73, OBA: 4.17.  Ouch.

Adam Miller (1-1, 7.20) has pitched well in two outings since taking the loss on the 1st of June.  Miller has allowed a run on three hits over three innings and has fanned three as well.  Baby steps, Adam, baby steps.

Dude, that is, like, totally enough for now.  Kinston and LC on the morrow.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 06.10.11 - Amanda Bynes


It's nice to see that she can carry some weight well.  Easy A kinda freaked me out. ;-j

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Best Way To Get Your $$ Back? Curse the F*** Out Of 'Em.



Did this really have to be in HD?  Don't worry, the full screen option is enabled.  I streamed it to my flatscreen and it was even more awesomer.  Yes, that's the Alamo Draft House in Austin, Texas.  Everything's dumber in Texas.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 06.09.11 - Katrina Bowden


Recently won an Esquire 64 girl "virtual tournament" and was crowned "sexiest woman alive."  I think all of those mags should put their moxie together and set up a unification bout. ;-j

Cheers.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

A Quest Called Tribe

As far as major league debuts go, it could have gone better.  Cord Phelps went 0-for-4 with a striekout in his much anticipated coming out party on the lake.  Phelps, who was added to the active roster at the expense of Shelley Duncan (Alex White was transfered to the 60 day-DL to make room on the 40-man, will platoon with Orlando Cabrera for the foreseeable future.  The fact Adam Everett did not get the axe flat out flabbergasting.  The only explanation is that the Indians' brass must regard Everett as a significantly better defender at third than Phelps.  So why not Austin Kearns?  Oh wait, he's a big money free-agent.  Do not ask me to explain it.  I do not understand it either.  It seems like an awful lot of infielders.



Speaking of third basemen, this happened...


Otherwise, the offense still looks like shite.  Justin Masterson still has not won since April.  And the Tribe dropped two of three to the lowly Twins.  Ugh.

O-Cab is said to be handling his new platoon role "like a professional." Thank goodness, because what does that man have to gripe about.  After all, his OPS (.589) is the 7th worst in baseball for qualifying players.  Veteran leadership only goes so far and can be provided from the bench.

Still, the triumphant return of Jack Motherfuckin' Hannahan (sorry, kids) almost makes it worthwhile.

Cheers.

P.s. MLB.com has yet to post the metafile so I can embed the Manahan's dinger, so let me take a minute to pimp for a new site that I came across today, Dougstats.com.  Doug's page includes plain text MLB statistics through the previous day's games.  For legal reasons, he has to describe them as "un-official," but they are dead on.  This becomes useful as they can be directly imported into Excel and, for a stathead like me, hours of good-time manipulation ensues.  Today, I learned that Orlando Cabrera is actual worse than his raw OPS shows.  If you look at (OPS-(2*AVG)) or what I will call QAB (I dunno if there is already a fancy name), O-Cab is the 4th worst in the game.  QAB can stand for Quality At Bats.  Ideally, it is a measure of whether the batter is making the pitcher work (taking a lot of pitches and drawing walks) and driving the ball for extra base hits or simply slapping the ball for weak singles.  If you cannot follow all of that, it means that Orlando ain't so good with the stick.  Thanks, Doug.

P.p.s  Still waiting, so I will dig into more Tribe draft picks.  At pick #67 (believe it or not, that is the top of the 2nd round as there were a ridonkulous 28 compensatory picks this year), the Indians grabbed Dillon Howard, RHP, Searcy HS, Arkansas.  In a nutshell, he is a beast with mid-first round talent that slipped to the Tribe due to signability issues.  As a Scott Boras client, he will demand a lot of coin and has a commitment to the U of Arkansas as a safety net.

Check out the IPI dissertation here for the whole spiel, but here is some video from MLB because they are a-pissin' me off right now.


Got it. What a project. ;-j

Sad Day @ the Clip Joint

Before we dig into some numbers, let us bid a fond farewell to Wes Hodges.  Wes, a former top 5 prospect in the system who struggled with injuries last season and poor production this, was released to create a AAA roster spot for the rehabbing Nick Johnson (1-for-3, R last night).  Hodges was hitting just .219 with a .601 OPS this year and was mired in a 2-for-20 slump prior to his dismissal.  A player who always had a smile and an autograph for anyone who approached him, I wish the very best of luck to Wes on latching on with another organization and getting to the show.

Among the Clippers that are riding high are former Indians Luis Valbuena and Jeanmar Gomez.  Valbuena is in the midst of a 17-game hit streak raising his season average from .254 to .311.  He is batting .443 with 12 RBI over the span and his OPS sits at a healthy 1.050.  Gomez (2.36) dazzled for the 4th straight start in chalking up his 5th victory on Tuesday.  His seven innings of six hits, one run, two walks and seven strikeouts has come to be the expected.  Since May 19th, Jeanmar is 2-0 with a 1.50 ERA and a .198 OBA.

A couple of troubling numbers at the dish go as follows -- left handed hitting Lonnie Chisenhall (.265) is batting .299 with an .848 OPS against right handers, but just .185 with a .593 OPS against lefties.  This is the kind of dichotomy that will have to be rectified prior to a promotion.  His .338 average with runners in scoring position is nice though.  Also, in 14 games since his demotion, Ezequiel Carrera (.277) is batting just .183 with an hellish .441 OPS.  I know that it must be a let down, returning to meaningless games, but Zeke has to get his head on straight.

David Huff starts tonight at 7:05p as the Clips host Rochester and Twins #1 prospect, RHP Kyle Gibson.

Cheers.

Warning To Young Comedians: This Is Dave Coulier


Even more awesome, it's the dad from Family Matters!  And Urkel plays the dead Canadian prostitute!  The Fx are amazing!