No, Really...

I almost pooped myself when I saw this.  I guess the future is now.

The Great One

Dude, this is really Gretzky.  And really hilarious.  I can't do any of them, but I'm getting really close with the bees.  ;-j

Cheers

Secrets Revealed

If you're unfamiliar with the "P.s. you vagina's in the sink joke" made famous by Family Guy...

A bride-to-be is stressing out over the fact that she’s not a virgin, but she’s told her future husband she is. She has no idea what to do and is talking to her friends about it, when one of the friends pipes up and says, “Here’s what you do — buy some liver, stick it up there, and everything will be nice and tight and your husband will never know.”

So, the bride-to-be follows the advice, and on the wedding night, the newlywed couple has crazy sex all over the place. On the kitchen counter, on the living room floor, all over the house. But when she wakes up in the morning, her new husband is gone, and all she finds is a note pinned to the pillow, which reads:

“Dearest, I’m sorry, but I’ve thought things over and I just don’t think things will work out between us. I had a wonderful time, but I’m sorry, I’ve thought about it, and we just weren’t meant to be. P.S. — Your vagina is in the sink.”

Ha.

Pretty Girl 09.14.11 - Sarah Wright

Another great place to find talent (if you can stand the "humor"): How I Met Your Mother.

She Must Know Mr White

Courtesy of my five year old nephew.  Yes, I have volunteered to attend the Parent/Teacher conference.  ;-j

Pretty Girl 09.13.11 - Eva Amurri

Just an absolutely spectacular rack.  Unreal.

Woody Rolls Over; Nike Makes Bank

I'm a bit more than jaded these days, yet these awful designs must be shared with all possible.  Worst of all are the gloves.  The 2010 set that formed a "Block-O" were slick enough to grab coin from me... coin I absolutely did not have.  From what I can see, this year's model is simply a riff on the commando-esque helmets that the boys wore for the spring game.  Bo-o-o-oring.  Especially compared to these awesome designs for Michigan State and LSU.  At least I shan't need to burn any more "cash" on this tripe.

Pretty Girl 09.11.11 - Erin McNaught

I am staggered that a woman can be this beautiful.

Pretty Girl Update! - Yvonne Stahovski

yvonne-strahovski-maxim-photoshoot by EgotasticMedia

Yeah, that second one looks like virtually every picture ever taken of me past the age of 12.  Obviously that me Yvonne and I are soul mates.  ;-j

Ahead Of Schedule

So Nike is producing the "Air MAG" or, colloquially, the McFly; an exact replica of the self-lacing kicks from Back To the Future II.  Unbelievably, Nike was able to produce the futuristic sneakers 4 years earlier than the 2015 date to which Marty traveled.  And Tony Hawk is hard at work on the hoverboard.  And people wonder why I struggle to separate fantasy from reality.