Pretty Girl 10.11.11 - Alice Eve

Yeah, she's worth the wait.

Can Someone Please Find Joe Bauserman And Ask Him What He Does To Help This Team Win...

Joe's 2011 numbers against non-MAC competition --

12/40 (30%) 140 Yards (3.5 YPA) 2 TD 1 INT 70.9 Rating

In case, like me, you have absolutely no ability to contextualize NCAA QB ratings, it translates to 47.9 by NFL standards or a -9.8 on ESPN's newfangled "Total QBR" 0-to-100 scale.

That's pretty doggone bad.

Incisive As Always

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Hey classholes, I had a fever!  And not for more cowbell.  I recall little of the past 4 days, as my internal temperature was cooking in the 103-104 range.  I'm sayin' I was hot!  Matt & Trey don't want me to embed this, but I respect the enough to do it anyway.  ;-j

Cheers

Pretty Girl 10.02.11 - Selena Gomez

Look at all of those near states of undress.  It's only a matter of time.  Now, dig the live action.

Least Strange Thing Seen In Washington Square Park

Street Puppet: NYC Washington Square Girls - watch more funny videos

I need to get me a puppet.

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Poppy Montgomery

poppy-montgomery-me-in-my-place-sexy by EgotasticMedia

Damn, this chick is a bundle of energy.  Poppy... Call me.

MVotD - Eminem - Till I Collapse

No official vid.  I do not think that those who listen to this will be throwing out sheckles for Real Steel.  Enjoy the pixels.

GO BUCKS!

Who Says Castro Didn't Play Ball?

If I were supreme dictator, I would credit myself with 23 perfect games ervry day.

Saturday Morning Cartoons

Oh, what a beautiful morning.  I'd caption them, but it's a real pain in the ass and if you don't know who they are then you won't enjoy them anyway.  Thanks to J Scott Campbell for the art.

Pretty Girl 10.01.11 - Valerie Azlynn

Not an athlete, but she played one on TV.  Also, she's pretty goddamn hot.  My fav of the bunch.