This Is What They Call "Smart" Humor

Herman Cain Sings 'Imagine There's No Pizza' from Mike Tyson

Crap.  No, I meant this.  This is "smart" humor.

The Scarf with Max Minghella & Mary Elizabeth Winstead from Max Minghella

Do you get it?  Huh?  No?  That's cause you're stupid.

Eat the rich.

Cheers.

MVotD - Elizabeth Mitchell - Little Bird, Little Bird

I was rl excited when I thought that this was the same broad of Lost and on-screen lezzie with Angelina Jolie.  Quelle dommage.  Chick still has a sweet voice.

Eat the rich.

Cheers.

Flick to Click: Project X

Opens 03.02.12

Pretty Girl 11.10.11 - Carrie Underwood

Yes, I did watch the CMAs tonight... on mute... with my pants off.  What of it?

Arbitrary Rules Of Nonsense

You see, even though Victoria Justice is all over Nickelodeon and Dakota Fanning makes real movies, the Vicky pic is totally cool because she's a stone cold adult (18), while the Dakota ad gets banned because she is, at 17, clearly an exploited child.  Thank god, civilized society has been saved.  Now, none of you will burn in Hell.  Just me. ;-j

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Danielle Panabaker (& Kate Upton)

Ho, ho on the range.  Yeah, yeah, I'll reel it in.

Why not?

Pretty Girl 11.09.11 - Hannah Simone

Fuck me!  No, wait, better articulitation...  Or, wait, no, we're good.

Tru Dat, Dawg

I watched exactly 0 plays on Sunday.

Not Just A Princess Thang

The moral of the story is that all chicks are hos. ;-j

15th Anniversary

No, really, this was like the first ultra cool thing that I found on the interweb... in 1996.  Also, chicks are not amused when I choose to mimic it.