Pretty Girl Update! - Zooey Deschanel

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She can be as weird as she wants to be cuz she's just that awesome.

Suicide Squeeze - Methuselah

Pretty Girl 12.11.11 - Laura Wiggins

This one listened when I told her to take her top off.  Check out Shameless on Showtime or steal it or whatever.  Awesome.

Tribe Prospect Countdown: #26 RHP Jake Sisco

6'3", 185 lbs, 20 in 2012

2011 Stats (Rk Arizona): 2-4, 5.24, 1.66 WHIP, .303 OBA, 4.5 BB/9, 8.1 K/9

The Indians selected Sisco in the 3rd round of the 2011 draft after he dominated the JUCO level (11-1, 1.66, .189 OBA, 10.3 K/9).  Jake features a 92-95 mph fastball and a secondary arsenal (slider/curve/change) that he worked hard to develop this past summer.  That sort of tinkering led to some elevated walk totals during his half season in the Rookie league.  Although Sisco was drafted as a starter, he did make four relief appearances last season and actually projects better out of the 'pen.  The word on the street is that he will likely advance to A- Lake County to begin 2012 and do so as a reliever.  His solid 1-2 punch (fastball-slider), combined with above average velocity (which should continue to increase as he adds bulk to his lanky frame), would allow Jake to a better opportunity to separate himself from the herd of excellent right handers in the Indians organization.  While his numbers last year leave something to be desired, they are not cause for worry.  The myriad of transitions that Sisco has undergone over the past 18 months allow him some leeway, plus his groundball ratio (1.23 GO/AO) was solid and, hey, you gotta love his strikeout totals.   In case you have noticed a difference in tone here, youth breeds hope and Jake's ceiling is pretty damn high.

Up Next: #25 - IF Cord Phelps

Pretty Girl 12.10.11 - Jenna Bentley

Today, I am lazy and uninspired.  So, enjoy this blonde with big boobs.  Cheers.

What Brown Has Done To Me

As might be evident from the lack of posting on the subject, I have watched very little of the Browns this season.  That is somewhat due to scheduling difficulties in the Columbus market, but, for the most part, I have simply abstained.  That's because the Brownies, for the most part, are unwatchable.

Last night's abortion against the Steelers is case in point.  Despite a stout effort by a defense that held Pittsburgh scoreless for three quarters between two paltry touchdowns, the Brown & Orange could muster just 3 points.  That would be 9 total over the past two games combined.  Now, I could go off on how Peyton Hillis is to the Browns as DeSean Jackson is to the Eagles, but I won't.  I could expound on the opinion of a close friend that Joe Thomas is the most overrated offensive lineman in the NFL, but I'll steer clear of that as well.  I could cite that Greg Little (11), Ben Watson (7) and Mario Hardesty (6) have enough dropped passes between them to rank in the top 5 of NFL teams.  OK, I just did that.  Still, the primary concern in the man under center.

On Wednesday night, I spent about half an hour trying convince my compatriots that any team needs to pick a few players to rely on and build around them.  I argued that, despite some struggles this season, Colt McCoy is, by no means, the biggest problem.  Now, 36 hours later, I have completely jumped the fence.  McCoy could not have looked worse (46.0 rating) alongside the Monogahela.  After his second interception fluttered into William Gay's waiting arms (shouldn't MoMass have punched him in the back of the head and taken the offensive interference penalty?) on what I would call the worst pass that I have ever seen thrown by a professional quarterback and after a final drive that showed neither urgency or awareness, I will scream Seneca Wallace for the next nine days.  Sure, Seneca is likely not the answer, but he, literally, cannot be any worse.

Unless we want a signal caller who continues to bark out the cadence after a defensive lineman has flown past him into the backfield, we should listen to Colt's daddy and sit McCoy on the bench.

Suicide Squeeze - Burn This Uni

Pretty Girl 12.09.11 - Freida Pinto

Rise of the Planet of the Apes was better than I though that it would be.  I would totally let her put her paws on me. ;-j

Pretty Girl 12.08.11 - Lauren Stramile

They cover her up on Burn Notice, but this one should be flaunting it.

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