Pretty Girl Update! - Courtney Stodden

In case anyone was wonder, this is exactly what I want for Christmas.

Pretty Girl 12.24.11 - Alicia Witt

Shit, I don't know.  If I pick a special girl for Christmas Eve then I have to pick an even specialer one for Christmas proper.  Y'all know I did redheads and Alicia has been smoking since my teens.  She is way more than special enough for me.  Cheers.

MVotD - Ke$ha - Don't Think Twice It's Alright

Don't worry sweetheart, I didn't even think once...

Suicide Squeeze - Cold Hard Cash

Pretty Girl 12.23.11 - Carly Foulkes

NO time to quip, must go drink.  Something about orgy speed...

Pretty Girl Update! - Claire Forlani

Why?  Because I love Claire Forlani.  Every day since Mallrats.  Also, there's a nice topless pic of her from a nude beach circulating.  Good stuff.

Flick to Click: Rock of Ages

Opens 08.31.11

Kids, this is a musical, but Julianne Hough could probably lecture on ontological empricism and I would sit in rapt attention, so the facts that Cruise is on stage and Baldwin's got long hair are just icing on the cake.  Shit, I have got watch Footloose now.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 12.22.11 - Jessy Schram

Wham, bam, thank you Schram!

Pretty Girl 12.21.11 - Bethanie Badertscher

2011 Playboy cyber girl of the year!  All of you should thank the dude that brought her to my attention.  Which was quickly followed by Bethanie bringing me to attention.  ;-j

Suicide Squeeze - Miami's Hot Corner