Pretty Girl Update! - Audrina Patridge

I know there's a joke here...  Let's just say that she can slide down my chimney anytime... ;-j

My Christmas Gift To You - Poppy Montgomery Mega Post

What did I get?  Well, I got these.  I bloody love this broad, her crooked teeth and her exhibitionism.  Bon Noel.

Pretty Girl Update! - Leilani Dowding

Hat on.  Top off.  Awesome.

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Victoria Justice AND Ariana Grande AND Liz Gillies

Why can't they take a bunch of hot, white jailbait ass; dress them up provocatively and put 'em on a show that I would watch?  Damn!

Stocking Stuffers

Suicide Squeeze - The Gift Of Thome At Third

Pretty Girl 12.25.11 - Bella Twins

Merry Ho-Ho from Brianna, Stephanie and me.  And, yes, I do see them in my dreams. ;-j

Pretty Girl Update! - Courtney Stodden

In case anyone was wonder, this is exactly what I want for Christmas.

Pretty Girl 12.24.11 - Alicia Witt

Shit, I don't know.  If I pick a special girl for Christmas Eve then I have to pick an even specialer one for Christmas proper.  Y'all know I did redheads and Alicia has been smoking since my teens.  She is way more than special enough for me.  Cheers.

MVotD - Ke$ha - Don't Think Twice It's Alright

Don't worry sweetheart, I didn't even think once...