"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Talk About Shredding Your Pecs

All the cool kids are doing it.  Just ask Broncos' All-Pro Elvis Dumervil.  He'll miss the entire season with a torn pectoral muscle.  Browns linebacker D'Qwell Jackson is so money that he's done it 2 years running.  To 2 different pecs.  Now, worst of all, Ohio State "star" Tyler Moeller has been forced to the sidelines for the remainder of the Bucks run to the BCS Championship with his own shorn pectoral.  What a shame.  Ty tallied 4.5 tackles for loss, 2 forced fumbles (both team highs), 20 tackles, a sack and a pick.  Moeller had already submitted a petition to the NCAA for a 6th year of eligibility as he missed the entire '09 campaign after being accosted in a Florida bar.  Classy as always sunshine state.  Hopefully, the powers that be will smile down on Tyler and grant his request.  Still, that doesn't put him on the field in 2010 and his absence will be glaring in the weeks to come.

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