Seriously. The NFL Hall of Fame has requested Michael Vick's jersey from his record setting Monday night performance. Vick became the 1st player in NFL history to compile 300+ yards passing, 50+ yards rushing, 4+ passing TDs and 2+ rushing TDs. Looks like I traded for the wrong fantasy quarterback...
Also... Tony Parker and Eva Longoria are divorcing at her behest. It's the old "irreconcilable differences" story. Time for me to throw my hat in the ring.
And... Golden State Warriors forward David Lee has needed 2 separate surgical procedures on his left elbow to flush an infection that developed after he sustained a puncture wound from New York Knicks forward Wilson Chandler's... TOOTH! Don't let anyone ever tell you that the most bacteria infested cesspool on planet Earth is not the human mouth. The worst? American women. Ewww.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
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