"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Friday, January 21, 2011

No Punto For You

The Cardinals have signed IF Nick Punto to a 1-yr, $700k contract.  Thank god.  This gums the works on Indians' GM Chris Antonetti's master plan of stocking the franchise full of scrubs.

 Local and late-breaking - Dick Jauron is not dead.  He is the Browns' new DC. Seemingly, Dave Wannstedt was the team's first choice, but he signed on with the Bills instead.

Also...

Falcons' QB coach, Bill Musgrave, has agreed to become the Vikings offensive coordinator, so cross him off of the Browns' list.

Brian Fuentes inks with the A's for 2-yrs, $10.5mil.  Unbeknown to me, his nickname is "T-Rex."

The Yankees found their right-handed bat in Andruw Jones for 1-yr, $2mil.

Former Indian Jody Gerut joins the Mariners on a minor league deal.

Mel Kuiper Jr has mocked Georgia WR AJ Green to the Browns at #6.  Let's all cross our fingers.

And finally... The new Cavs Fanatic jerseys are awful.



Cheers.

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