"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." - Thomas A. Edison
"I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." — C.D. Payne
"So don't weep for me now, my friends, because science insists that I have not died.
Energy just always changes state and I refuse to believe that human consciousness is the sole exception to this universal law."
- Mark Millar
"Do only butterflies die in flames? What about those devoured by the flames within them?" - E.M. Cioran

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

People Still Rent Movies?


Once, about ten years ago, I hit a patch of ice in my pick 'em up truck and barrel rolled the damn thing four times into a tree.  There's a whole lot to this story, but in the interest of time...  I hid the "adult film" that I had in the cab under the seat so that my parents wouldn't see it.  When I tripped out to the scrap yard to dig my crap out of the totaled mess, the tape (yeah, VHS, baby) was gone.  One of the tow truck guys stole my porno.  Not even my porno.  I had to go into the local video store and drop this line on the 20-year old chick behind the counter.  "Uh, yeah, I crashed my truck and they stole the tape.  Absolutely.  No, it's not that I want to keep it.  Really."  If that wasn't bad enough, I had to give her 90 bucks for the damn thing.  And I ended up having to give the whole spiel to the 'rents.  Great.  That was nothing like this sketch.  ;-j

Cheers.

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