PSA

If you don't laugh at this then you don't have a soul.



With bonus #4...



And Glenn Beck for the buzzkill...

No Punto For You

The Cardinals have signed IF Nick Punto to a 1-yr, $700k contract.  Thank god.  This gums the works on Indians' GM Chris Antonetti's master plan of stocking the franchise full of scrubs.

 Local and late-breaking - Dick Jauron is not dead.  He is the Browns' new DC. Seemingly, Dave Wannstedt was the team's first choice, but he signed on with the Bills instead.

Also...

Falcons' QB coach, Bill Musgrave, has agreed to become the Vikings offensive coordinator, so cross him off of the Browns' list.

Brian Fuentes inks with the A's for 2-yrs, $10.5mil.  Unbeknown to me, his nickname is "T-Rex."

The Yankees found their right-handed bat in Andruw Jones for 1-yr, $2mil.

Former Indian Jody Gerut joins the Mariners on a minor league deal.

Mel Kuiper Jr has mocked Georgia WR AJ Green to the Browns at #6.  Let's all cross our fingers.

And finally... The new Cavs Fanatic jerseys are awful.

Cheers.

Pretty Girl 01.21.11 - Rebecca Loos

This chick had an affair with David Beckham or something.  I hope her name is pronounced as "loose." ;-j

At Least He Took It Well

Yowza, this went out live.  She's a former #1 and current #3.  Huh-huh, boobs.

A Little Light Reading

They Called It "The Yellow Hammer."

You Mean To Force In A Run?

No, Just Mickey.

Just In Time For Friday: The Not-Top 15

Cheers.

A Meta For Who?

Dude, it's like The Matrix meets Scott Pilgrim meets 2001... in 7 minutes.

Flick to Click: Another Earth

Premiers at Sundance, 01.24.11.

Pretty Girl 01.20.11 - Amy Acker

Yo, Joss, take notes.  Amy should look like this on screen.

BOOM! Roasted!

I can just see Wilmer Valderrama, Topher Grace and Danny Masterson slapping high fives and chanting "Burn!"

Btw kids, mirror imaging is a good way to avoid copyright infringement. Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

Why Didn't I Think of That?

Cups cost 45 cents rather than 10 cents (because of the magnet latch at the bottom),but can be subsidized by advertising or promotional value.

Systems are only in place at a "handful" of arenas thus far.

This was developed by one guy. In his spare time. In his garage.

Aramark (the people than sell you beer at like every stadium) is excited and will likely license use in the near future.