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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Keep It In Perspective

Someone said that to me today. The back of my chair had fallen out and I had blundered backwards. The entire room swiveled to gape at me, mouth-breathing maws wide open. In the process of encouraging them to return to their business and right myself an errant elbow knocked over a can of soda, prompting a string of obscenities to fly from me. The elder statesman quipped that I should watch my mouth. When I replied how massively irrelevant "proper" language is, the "try to keep it in perspective" comment was received.

Keep what in motherfucking perspective? The goddamn Buddhists have it right: this is all pain, all suffering. That is the nature of human existence. I tried Buddhism once, briefly. While the tenants seem phenomenally adroit at soothing a rampaging psyche, the lifestyle leaves little room for any sort of enjoyment.

I am so ungodly sick of trying to convince myself that any of this bullshit is worth a good goddamn. You can have it, assholes. Go get your shovels and cram some more shit into your over-stuffed mouths.

There is no meaning. And I'm the one they say is crazy.

Fuck off.

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Katharine McPhee

Yeah, I don't think they need to introduce her. We know Katie Mac.

Pretty Girl 01.24.12 - Emmy Rossum

So she look fucking awesome naked, which she is often in Shameless, so go watch Shameless cuz it's even more awesome that just Emmy (and Laura Wiggins) in the nude.