For Your Reference

So, y'know Chirstina Hendricks (she's on Mad Men).  I find her... um... endowment frightening.

It seems as if each... um... gazonga is bigger than her head!  So... curious, I googled her bra size.  Unofficially (who certifies bra sizes?  I want that job.)  Turns out, blah blah, likes carrying an extra 15 pounds, blah blah, doesn't buy into the heroin-chic culture of Hollywood, blah blah...  Her bra size is 38-DDD!  Not a typo.  Now, outside of niche... um... entertainers, I'd never heard of such a thing.  I was not aware that nature produced such excess.  Long story short (too late), this is how one computes a bra size.

So you measure at the indicated places (that's the fun part), take the under bust measure (the smaller of the two numbers, god willing) and refer to the chart below

	XXS	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Under bust measure (cm)	58-62	63-67	68-72	73-77	78-82	83-87	88-92	93-97	98-102	103-107
Band Size	28	30	32	34	36	38	40	42	44	46

Then find the difference between the bust measure and the under bust measure and dig the chart below

Bust/band difference and cup size

inches	cm	US cup size
< 1	0 to 2	AA
1	2 to 4	A
2	4 to 6	B
3	6 to 8	C
4	8 to 10	D
5	10 to 12	DD
6	12 to 14	F or DDD
7	14 to 16	G or DDDD
8	16 to 18	H
9	18 to 20	I
10	20 to 22	J
11	22 to 24	K
12	24 to 26	L
13	26 to 28	M
14	28 to 30	N

Therefore, our model above is a 32-DDDD, indicating that she would be unable to walk.  Great pictogram, Wikipedia.  Ah well, now we know.  And knowing is half the battle.  Cheers.

Pretty Girl 10.30.10 - Scarlett Johansson

Our magical mystery tour concludes with this voluptuous vixen, who co-starred in The Other Boleyn Girl with Natalie P.  Look forward to scaretastic ladies on the morrow.

Stranger Than Fiction

Bad Mojo.

True Calling?

Mike Brown has found a new role: middle school assistant football coach.  Yessir!  I believe it to be exactly the level at which the former Cavs coach can excel.  Says Brown, “I’m a glorified equipment guy who gets to chest bump and high-five the players.  The kids still call me coach.”  Even better!  Props to Westlake Lee Burneson Middle School for not giving Mike to much responsibility.  We all know how that leads to horrific failure.  Although I'm beginning to think LePrincess:Jordan::Anti-Christ:Jesus.  That is, LeGump makes the players around him worse just as His Airness magnified his teammates' talents.  And, yes, I do think in SAT analogies.  Cheers.

Pretty Girl 10.29.10 - Natalie Portman

Was in Brothers with Jenny Wade.  She's gorgeous.  We all know that.  But I hear she also digs the tequila.  ;-j

Second Chances

I'm pullin' for ya, Mo.  Keep f***in' that chicken.

What Were You Doing In 8th Grade?

Check this out.  Shades of Damon Bailey or Todd Marinovich & we all know the endings to those stories.

October Apoplexy

Your 2010-2011 Ohio State Buckeyes Basketball Roster

44	Buford, William	G	6-5	205	Jr.	Toledo, Ohio (Libbey)
4	Craft, Aaron	G	6-2	195	Fr.	Findlay, Ohio (Liberty Benton)
10	Days, Eddie	G	6-0	180	Sr.	Richmond Heights, Ohio (Richmond Heights)
33	Diebler, Jon	G	6-6	205	Sr.	Upper Sandusky, Ohio (Upper Sandusky)
24	Kecman, Nikola	F	6-8	220	Jr.	Belgrade, Serbia (Eastern Arizona College)
52	Lauderdale, Dallas	F	6-8	255	Sr.	Solon, Ohio (Solon)
23	Lighty, David	G/F	6-5	220	Sr.	Cleveland, Ohio (Villa Angela-St. Joseph)
30	Ravenel, Evan	F	6-8	260	Jr.	Tampa, Fla. (Brandon)
2	Sibert, Jordan	G	6-4	180	Fr.	Cincinnati, Ohio (Princeton)
32	Smith, Jr., Lenzelle	G	6-3	230	Fr.	Zion, Ill. (Zion-Benton)
0	Sullinger, Jared	F	6-9	280	Fr.	Columbus, Ohio (Northland)
1	Thomas, Deshaun	F	6-6	230	Fr.	Ft. Wayne, Ind. (Bishop Luers)
15	Weatherspoon, J.D.	F	6-7	210	Fr.	Columbus, Ohio (Northland)

The Bucks are #4 in the new AP poll, one spot higher than the coaches' poll of last week.  Check out the scrimmage vs Walsh on 11.07 (BigTenNetwork.com).  The regular season starts the 12th against NC A&T.

In a completely different sort of madness, the NBA has banned players from wearing NBA logo headbands (the only legal variety) upside down.  Hardest hit?  Rajon Rondo.  As Cavs fans may have noticed last night, the budding superstar is no longer wearing his headband at all.  Good idea, Stern.  Wait, how does this increase revenues?

Complimentary Movie

POTUS w/ Jon Stewart.  Barry seems a bit on edge.



<br /> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-october-27-2010/barack-obama-pt--1">Barack Obama Pt. 1</a><br /> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-october-27-2010/barack-obama-pt--2">Barack Obama Pt. 2</a><br /> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-october-27-2010/barack-obama-pt--3">Barack Obama Pt. 3</a><br /> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-october-27-2010/moment-of-zen---obama-will-not-be-at-the-rally">Moment of Zen - Obama Will Not Be at the Rally</a><br /> <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-october-27-2010/10-27-10-in--60-seconds">10/27/10 in :60 Seconds</a><br />

Pretty Girl 10.28.10 - Jenny Wade

Remember Undressed?  PG-13 porn on MTV?  Autumn Reeser, Jenny Wade and many others pranced around nearly naked.  Good times.  Jenny stars on The Good Guys now.  In one ep, she goes undercover as a call girl.  I nearly fainted.