Pretty Girl 02.28.12 - Miley Cyrus

Fuck it, I'm going to hell anyway...

MVotD - Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes

No more Mr Nice Guy...

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Kate Upton

I'd show you the behind the scenes bit, but then we'd all have to listen to her speak.  Excuse me now while I drive 15 hours to the nearest Carl's Jr to get one of those sammiches.

Just In From the Desert

Casey Kotchman

Saddled with discomfort of some very coarse sand in his unnaturally dry vagina, Chris Perez will miss the next 4-6 weeks, putting his availability for Opening Day in question.  Perez pulled a muscle in his left side during his first bullpen session, admitting that he chose to go 100% rather than the 50% or 75% that the training staff recommended.  Noting that he could have chosen to heed medical advice and take it easy on day 1, Perez said "but that's not who I am."  Sheesh.

Vinnie Pestano will close until Pure Rage is ready.

Cheers.

Word Of the Day - "February"

Pretty Girl 02.26.12 - Kristi Capel

Fox 8 weather weather maven and a former Miss Missouri or something.

Just In From the Desert

Great use of $5mil.  I am so done w/ Grady Sizemore.  Oh, you didn't hear?  Out past Opening Day with some sort of vagina strain.  He pulled it whilst fielding a ground ball.  Although I would count Felix Pie, Fred Lewis, and Shelley Duncan as strong options to take his place (Michael Brantley can slide to center), do not discount the possibility of Matt LaPorta getting the nod in left.  Remember that Matty was primarily an outfielder before he was acquired by the Indians and this might be the random chance that gives him that last chance to succeed with this organization.

More in a bit...

Cheers

Pretty Girl 02.24.12 - Willa Holland

My cheerleader next door... ;-j

Pretty Girl 02.23.12 - Kelly Brook

I tried to think of some words that could realistically approximate the straight up magic of this one.  I came up with "... ... ... wow ... ..."  Yeah. ;-j

Pretty Girl 02.22.12 - Amanda Peet

Not pictured here, the greatest nude scene of all-time (The Whole Nine Yards).